I just devoured a pound of top round beef so rare, touching it made it bleed. Ask me anything.

[BreweryYardRat]

I'm bored and felt like padding my post count. Sue me.

Edit: Seriously, I'm surprised it didn't moo.

[Skittles]

1. you want I should kick your beef-eating ass?

yes INDEED

[BreweryYardRat]

2. What's with the attitude?

Or are you just being silly.

[Skittles]

3. always, being silly

:hi:

[The Magistrate]

4. That Is Certainly How It Is Best Prepared, Sir

[krispos42]

5. In what form?

Meatloaf? Burgers? Burritos? Do tell...

[BreweryYardRat]

7. Sauteed in olive oil as-is. Or as-was, if you want to be technical about the grammar.

[fizzgig]

6. did you use anything to sop up the blood?

i find taters to be great for that...or good rolls :9

[BreweryYardRat]

8. Not my style.

I like it rare enough to bleed in my mouth, but I'm not going to down the excess blood.

[fizzgig]

9. but that's the best part

every bit of that cow's soul belongs to me :o

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

10. Did you consider pancakes?

I thought about pancakes a long time tonight. Pancakes made with white cake mix.

Would I need to add anything special to the mix or just thin it enough to make it pourable?

Should I fry them in spray-on oil or in butter?

Would they really taste appreciably different from the pancakes I make from scratch?

Would they taste better than a cake baked from the mix?

Should I eat them with maple syrup or spread them with peach preserves?

If I'm considering fruit, why not fresh fruit? Only fruits in the house are apples and oranges. Do I feel like going to the effort to peel and core and cook down apples in cinnamon syrup? Do I have stuff to make the syrup?

If not fresh fruit how about canned? I have fruit cocktail and pineapple chunks. Should I just stick to the peach preserves idea?

Or if not fruit how about chocolate sauce? Should I just squirt Hershey's syrup on the pancakes or make a glaze? Wouldn't chocolate kind of call for whipped cream or ice cream, which I don't have?

I sat around thinking about pancakes while I read The Onion and waited for the SOTU address to end so I could safely turn on the TV. Then I looked at yesterday's dishes still sitting in the kitchen and just heated some leftover sketti.

It was fine.

[Lil Missy]

12. Sounds so complicated!

I think pancake mix and maple syrup is the best. All that work with fruit, making special syrup, and whipped cream sounds tiresome for just a home cooked breakfast

And Village Inn is the best for simple pancakes! And you can get a steak, hash browns, and some eggs with it. Let them do the work for the extra fruit or fancy syrup on the pancakes.

[Lil Missy]

11. I love a rare steak. Slap it on both sides with a hot spatula and call it done. n/t

[Archae]

13. You have plans for the E. Coli you'll get?

[LostInAnomie]

14. Are you prepared for a fairly large dump?

Or, should I say a beefy dump?

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Is that vegan?

[MissMillie]

16. you didn't pollute it w/ steak sauce, did you?

:puke:

[BreweryYardRat]

18. Nope. Sauteed it in olive oil because I don't have a grill.

Dorms suck.

[Schema Thing]

17. can I have your car?

[BreweryYardRat]

19. Trust me, you don't want it. ;-)

And I'll live through this just fine.