CNN Reports That Obama Just Boiled the Flesh from Hillary's Bones

[Orrex]

And built his throne from her skeleton.

[Dr. Strange]

1. LINK??!!111?!?1one??!?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. You owe me a new laptop...

[Danger Mouse]

3. Did he suck the marrow from the bones first?

[Orrex]

4. What kind of brute do you take him for?

Of course he did!


And with iron talons he raked the cranium from her skull, that it might serve as his goblet.

[Danger Mouse]

5. Is this before or after he said 'Where all the white women at?'

[fizzgig]

6. dammit!

don't make me laugh when i gotta pee!

[Xipe Totec]

7. People will accuse you of making cannibal jokes

then they will eat you alive.

[Maraya1969]

8. Oh thank you thank you thank you

You got the first LOL out of me tonight.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. And made a flute from her femur, on which he's playing Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow

while GD-P explodes with spittle-flecked wrath, splattering bile all over the inside of our monitors.

[Orrex]

11. And his wife is using Hillary's patellas (patellae?) as castinets

clickety clickety clickety

[tammywammy]

10. LOL