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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 08:25 AM
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I enjoyed a Mexican Joke yesterday
Edited on Wed Jan-23-08 08:25 AM by new_beawr
¿Por qué el pollo cruzó el camino? Para conseguir al otro lado.


Hasta la Vista
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 08:26 AM
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1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 08:30 AM
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2. I heard a pretty funny Spanish joke as well...
Que le dice una braguita a la otra? "Que coño me pongo hoy?"
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Donk Yore Donating Member (632 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:46 AM
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3. funny
Why the chicken crossed the way? In order to obtain to the other side. Good bye
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:48 AM
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4. Hehehe... maybe it was an online translator?
I know camino should have been calle... not sure about the rest.
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Donk Yore Donating Member (632 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:55 AM
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6. online translators
who could live without them!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:56 AM
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7. Damned Babel Fish
I took German and Latin.......
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Donk Yore Donating Member (632 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:00 AM
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8. Where did you take yours?
I took mine to a nice restaurant for brunch!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 11:03 AM
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9. For a Ride
Wilkommen auf DU
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:50 AM
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5. El presidente,
tres Brasilianos,


eh, never mind.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 02:36 AM
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10. ¿Cuántos son un Brazillion?
Donald Rumsfeld está dando a presidente su informe diario en Iraq. Él concluye diciendo: "ayer, mataron a 3 soldados brasileños." "NO DEL OH!" el presidente clama contra. "que es terrible!" Su personal se sienta atontado en esta exhibición de la emoción, mirando nervioso como el presidente se sienta, cabeza en manos. Finalmente, el presidente mira para arriba y pide, "cuántos son un brazillion?"
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Donk Yore Donating Member (632 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 02:42 AM
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12. very good!
two online translations for you!

Spanish:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving to president its daily report in Iraq. It concludes saying: "yesterday, they killed 3 Brazilian soldiers." "NOT OF THE OH" the president cries out against. "that is terrible" Its personnel feels stuned in this exhibition of the emotion, watching nervous as the president feels, head in hands. Finally, the president watches for above and requests, "how many they are brazillion"

Portugese for our friends in and from Brazil:

Donald Rumsfeld está dando a presidente su informe diario en Iraq. Él concluye diciendo: "ayer, mataron a 3 soldados brasileños." "NO DEL OH!" el presidente clama contra. "que es terrible!" Su personal se sienta atontado en esta exhibición de la emoción, mirando nervioso como el presidente se sienta, cabeza en manos. Finalmente, el presidente mira para arriba y pide, "cuántos son un brazillion?"

Somebody stop me!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 02:39 AM
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11. Most excellent copycat!
:hi:
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