It's not every day that a beautiful woman asks you about relational database design.

[billyskank]

:loveya:

Ah, but she is married. Sigh... :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. We must be close to spring

The geeks are pitching woo. :)

[billyskank]

2. I am still a single geek.

It'd be nice to have a pretty geek to call my own. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. *heavy sigh*

I feel ya, dude. :pals:









Not to be taken literally — unless I go another 17 months without... well, without. At that point, all bets will be off.

[quip]

4. The lusty month of May

approacheth. But not nearly quickly enough! :(

[RainDog]

5. well

I'm not beautiful and I'm not married and I don't want to ask you about relational database design, but I would love to be able to speak some sweet CSS into your ear. As in-

!!!!!!!!H E L P!!!!!!!

it's so confusing to me. I'm just doing transitional now but I also have to do strict with nothing that has to do with styles on the web site. I understand html4.0, but I cannot figure out how to get some things to show up in an internal style sheet! I have the quick start xhtml/css book, but it jumps all over the place, so then I just try different things and get frustrated because, of course, those things don't work either.

and today at work I had to mess with this big doc that had a gamillion nested lists, both ordered and unordered, and the person who made this page...actually, it's content manager, which I HAVE TO use. and everytime I save anything, all the code goes to caps, which I didn't know after I went through and changed everything in the doc to meet xhtml standards... I do not know why content manager does that.

I use free text wrangler. but then I saw this page doesn't even have a declaration - it's part of a huuuuuge php thing, which I do not know yet, but will have to know soon.

are you available for consultation?

:banghead:

[billyskank]

6. I'll help to the best of my abilities.

If you have a specific question, drop me a PM. Though right now I'm going to bed. I'm in Britain and it's 11pm here.

:hi:

[hisownpetard]

7. Hey, Billy, could you please tell me about relational database design?

C'mon, now - don't make me beg.

[RainDog]

8. You vixen!

:)

byte me! (sorry, really old, so old I had to vacuum those words before I could post them here.)

Billy, come out to play, the vixen wants to talk to yooouuuu.

You don't mine if I simply use access, do you? just a little press of the finger and it pops right up! then you can sooo many things. oh, oh, just talking about it makes my heart beat faster.

[rug]

9. You must have big data.