What is the least likely thing you are about to say?

[Deep13]

Poll question: What is the least likely thing you are about to say?

The next words to come out of your mouth could be anything depending on to whom you are talking, the subject matter and what you are thinking. Which of the following is the furthest from being what you will say.

Poll result (31 votes)
I don't fucking roll on Shabbas.	(2 votes, 6%)	Vote
I'm not going to the forbidden planet because I don't want to deal with monster from the id.	(2 votes, 6%)	Vote
The only reason you are still alive is because my crawl space is already full.	(1 votes, 3%)	Vote
Bose-Einstein condensation is not solid, liquid or gaseous, but is a whole new phase of matter.	(3 votes, 10%)	Vote
My Scotch needs more mayonnaise.	(11 votes, 35%)	Vote
I own twelve rings; one for each finger.	(1 votes, 3%)	Vote
The cable TV landscape is desolate without Martha Quinn.	(1 votes, 3%)	Vote
I need to get coffee and donuts for the flying squirrels.	(1 votes, 3%)	Vote
Let me in! That dolphin has my scrotum!	(4 votes, 13%)	Vote
Dee Snider inspired me to become a musician.	(5 votes, 16%)	Vote

[Broken_Hero]

1. my scotch needs more mayo....that was the furthest thing from my mind, nt

[Bicoastal]

2. The scientifikiest one.

The other ones, I at least have a frame of reference. But since I didn't never heard the phrase "Bose-Einstein" until tonight, I can honestly say I would likely never say it.

That is until tonight--now, I'll bring it up at parties and watch the ladies swoon...

[Deep13]

15. It was on Nova on PBS last week.

If matter is cooled to something like a billionth of a degree about absolute zero, it becomes a new phase of matter where all the atoms act as a single unit.

[baldguy]

3. My hovercraft is full of eels.

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[Fire Walk With Me]

7. My nipples explode with delight!

[ThomCat]

4. Borf?

[DarkTirade]

5. I think it might work better if the last one was

'Dee Snider inspired me to become a makeup artist.'

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Who the hell...

would put mayo in their scotch?

[Rosie1223]

8. Now, Miracle Whip on the other hand...

[REP]

9. Its called a Yeast Infection

Home Movies, Coach McGuirk.

Maybe I'm thinking of scotch and milk. Red wine and olive juice is a Dirty Frenchman.

[unpossibles]

10. but a dolphin really is on my scrotum!

http://www.digg.com/people/Humped_by_a_Dolphin

[flvegan]

11. No, I do not want to see your naked breasts, my dear 19 year old woman.

[LeftyMom]

12. That had damn well better be the least likely thing you're about to say.

-LM, 26

[Greyskye]

13. Scotch = Good Mayo=Bad

Scotch+Mayo=DOUBLEPLUSBAD!

This one gets my vote!

[Guava Jelly]

14. Enough with the Nekked Pm's!

my hard drive is full.

[Deep13]

16. Here's a candidate for least likely remark.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...