Do you suck as much as I suck? Come join me in song!

[Writer]

You couldn't suck more than me.
No, you couldn't suck more than me.
I suck all day, 'till it's half-past three,
No, you couldn't suck more than me.

I earn ten bucks an hour.
I said I earn ten bucks an hour.
I earn all that with a Master's degree,
No, you couldn't suck more than me.

My cat loves to drool on my trousers.
I said my cat loves to drool on my trousers.
I let him drool because I'm such a tool,
No, you couldn't suck more than me.

I spend my days on the computer.
I said I spend my days on the computer.
I sit around and post on the 'Underground,
No, you couldn't suck more than me.

My writing has turned to shit.
I said my writing has turned to shit.
So I'll write this verse in which I curse,
No, you couldn't suck more than me.

I think it's time for a shower.
I said I think it's time for a shower.
Perhaps I'll wash away the suck,
No, you couldn't suck MORE THAN ME!!!


~Writer the Sucky~

:P

[ThomCat]

1. You say that like it's a bad thing.

I'm sure your SO appreciates it immensely. :P

:hug:
Seriously though, I hope things improve for you. Please be well.

[Writer]

2. Thanks, Thomcat.

I really think I should take that shower, though.

Toodles! :hug:

((CONGRATS on your scooter! :7))