I'm pretty sure that this is a movie that really shouldn't have been made.

[Liberal Veteran]

I am somewhere between mortified by the premise and laughing my ass off.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I wish Benny Hill were around- he'd know what to say about this.

[Flaxbee]

2. I just read about it on GoFugYourself ...

(making fun of what the actress wore to a premiere or something). Sounded horrifying. Venus-flytrap vagina. :wtf:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. Do share...

What's the premise?
Duckie

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Apparently she has teeth in an unexpected place.

Use your imagination.

[quip]

11. Egad. I've heard of getting the crabs down there, but this is ridiculous!

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Here you go:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426687/details

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Oh good God.

How lame is that?!

[Liberal Veteran]

8. I rest my case.

:wtf:

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. .

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7tbXhu09m5s

[AlCzervik]

9. "Teeth a hilarious satire on protecting virginity and what it means to be a "good" Christian."

"Teeth" by Zack Roddy

Dawn (Jess Weixler) is a paradigm of chastity. She is beautiful, refuses all forms of sex, and spends weekends preaching to smaller children about how they should be taking their sacred vow of virginity. She is a straight A high school student, and she is adored by her family. Except for perhaps her stepbrother, Brad (Nip Tuck's John Hensley), who has hated and desired Dawn since they were little. When Dawn meets Tobey (Hale Appleman), a fellow student at her school, it is love at first sight. Tobey is handsome, smart, a good Christian, and a virgin as well. But when Tobey attempts to rape Dawn, she discovers a hidden a hidden weapon within herself that robs Tobey of his manhood.for life. Now in control of this new bodily function, Dawn uses it against male predators, and she may just be after Brad next.

Written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein, Teeth a hilarious satire on protecting virginity and what it means to be a "good" Christian. Lichtenstein pushes the envelope where not many other writer directors would, and even though you can tell the film is very low budget, he still garners great performances from his cast, especially Jess Weixler as the virginal and lethal Dawn. The end result is a mad-cap horror/comedy that leaves the audience laughing and recoiling at the same time.

http://www.realtvfilms.com/reviews/teeth-movie.html

[Ekirh]

10. Based of actual myths

I remember back in high school one of my friends telling me about vagina dentata . . .


I've seen a more tongue in cheek poster floating around also . . . I really have no intentions in seeing it. I'm just highly amused someone made a movie off said myth lol.