Male DUers: Do you wear clothes while composting?

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Poll question: Male DUers: Do you wear clothes while composting?

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[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Don't you mean "This poll is bio-degrading"?

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3. It degenerates in all forms.

:hi:

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6. If this shit is that important to you, I'll have to just let it be.

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8. Urine over your head; you just doo that.

:hi:

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9. Scat! Scat! Begone with your filth!

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10. Three excremation marks? Well, I want YOU to flee, see?

(whoa, these are starting to smell!) :rofl:

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11. Your imagination may be fertile; I'z into your puns. Is it a load off of your back?

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13. It is a relief. Butt you will bowel down before my throne

and the applause will be defecating

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Methane you go too far. It IS a highly intestine subject, however.

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16. Colon it like you see it? I'm afraid our reputations are smeared now...

In fact I think we've rectum for good!

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. 'Taint bother me none. I think we're on a winning streak.

This conversation has not gone off the tracks.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. But be careful, you're rim over your head.

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. I know that you're brown-nosing for the win.

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20. Anus the truth! Wow, with friends like you, who needs enemas! I'm gone for a fleeting moment

and you hog the hole thread.

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. I've enjoyed it, but now I've gotta runs!

[Gormy Cuss]

2. "**shit** yeah?"

In the composting world we call that manure.
:rofl:

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4. But there is no colloquialism "Manure, yeah!"

:D

[Gormy Cuss]

5. But there are tee shirts emblazoned with

"Compost Happens"

http://www.cafepress.com/bigdogma/1359205

:D

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7. What a crappy idea!

:D

[TZ]

12. This poll stinks!!!

:P

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14. For some reason, you just made me think the I should get

IBTL!

:rofl:

[alfredo]

21. merde

[Jamastiene]

23. Yes, I wear clothes, but Oscar should definitely be our mascot.

Of course, I am now considering not wearing clothes next time I mow and compost. It might get me more help mowing the yard. :evilgrin: