I am Arthur, King of the Britons, so I want to ask five questions

[Oeditpus Rex]

[FloridaJudy]

1. What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

[Angleae]

10. African or European?

[FloridaJudy]

11. I don't kno........

..EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[BooScout]

26. It depends.....

Is it fried or roasted?

[Blue-Jay]

2. No! Three!

EDIT: As an aside, I didn't know that you could actually purchase a Holy Hand Grenade until I did a quick image search. I wish I had known this before Christmas.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7cbb/images/

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Close enough

Thread's over. :)

[grasswire]

5. wait!

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Writer]

13. It's plush? How lame!

Give me the gold and rhinestones.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. It's only a model

[Writer]

16. Oh. I guess it's time for me to seek the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Here I go...

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Psst

Brother Maynard has it.

[Writer]

19. Does this Brother Maynard like brunettes?

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Well, I don't know

But he is one. :shrug:







(On the left, reading about lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and fruitbats and breakfast cereals.)

[Writer]

21. I'll knock my coconuts together and see what happens. K?

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Where'd you get the coconuts?

[Writer]

25. From the Lovely Bunch stand in Londinium.

[muriel_volestrangler]

23. Now that's worth a DUzy

but you have to be a real fan to get it. Bravo!

[Blue-Jay]

4. alternately: "King of the who?"

[MilesColtrane]

6. Five questions.

1) Does this mole look OK to you?

2) Lemon curry?

3) Doris Dog kisses Rock Tree and she says...?

4) Where the bitches at?

5) Is anyone else chafing?

[madinmaryland]

7. Nee Nee Nee!

[krispos42]

8. What, an African or European swallow?

Coconuts with a twist of husk optional, of course...

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. You don't frighten us, English pig dogs.

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.

[Yavin4]

12. King? I Didn't Vote For You n/t

.

[Blue-Jay]

14. You don't vote for kings!

[Yavin4]

17. Well how'd you become king then?

[ThomCat]

24. Was your mother a hamster?

And did your father smell of elderberries?

Were you ever turned into a newt?

How did you get better?

Are you dead yet?