The wonders of Craigslist

[KitchenWitch]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/wan/530864121.html

[SPKrazy]

1. no blondes

no offense i gotta sister who is blonde :rofl:

:spray:

that is priceless, but only $500

[KitchenWitch]

3. And it is not even posted in the m4w section.

:wow:

It will get flagged and removed :(

[SPKrazy]

8. lol

:rofl:

[jmm]

2. The best part of about this is ad

it's in the "items wanted" section :rofl:. I'm sure people looking to trade motorcycles and boots would be thrilled to see this sandwiched in with those ads.

[KitchenWitch]

5. Yeah, I know!

I am nominated it for the best of CL!

[Tektonik]

7. At least he was nice enough to not include a pic

:rofl:

500 bucks could cover some of the added food cost for KW's new workout regimen :hide:

[KitchenWitch]

9. I am afraid I am too tall for his freaky needs.

and my hair is too long.

[VenusRising]

4. Ewwwwww!

:puke:

:scared:



Check your PMs Kitchy! :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

6. Got it and replied!

:D

[SPKrazy]

10. oh come on now

you know you were thinking, hey, I'm not blonde... :yoiks:


jk

:hi:

:hug:

:spray:

[VenusRising]

15. !

:spank:


That's not even funny.

Ok, it kind of is.

:rofl:

:hi:

:hug:

How are ya, sweetie?

[SPKrazy]

16. nyet nyet!!!

hi venus!

:hug:

i'm okay

sore throat

but other than that

:thumbsup:

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Is there ANYTHING that isn't sold on Craigslist?

Good grief...

That reminds me...

We need to chat about the stuff I want to sell one of these days!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

12. Yes, we do!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. I'll assemble it and see just how much stuff there is...

And we can chat later in the week?

Not tomorrow, though...

Too much stuff to get through...

:hi:

Thanks!

[KitchenWitch]

14. Yeah, the kid goes back to school tomorrow

I have a lot to do this week myself.

[lost-in-nj]

17. What did I miss???

its GONE!!!!!!!!



lost

[Debi]

18. me too - always late to the party

:cry:

[SPKrazy]

19. some guy offering $500

to a woman to come to have sex with him, but she couldn't be blonde

it was more hilarious than that

and it wasn't in the whatever section apparently KW said.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

20. Here is the actual text of the ad - it was in the items wanted section of the OC CA Craigslist

i need some lady lovin' - $500

im looking for a freaky short haired brunette sutar mama, petite, unshaved, and a little thick with curves whose down for some beautiful love makin' preferable from montecito. I just got a new karma sutra book and im getting sexually frustrated, i need to work it out if ya know what i mean ; ) I also need someone who does not get attached easily, as I am looking to hit it and quit it. Must feel comfortable with whips and chains. I have a blonde sister, so no blondes please, nothing personal... Please apply if you feel you can tame this inner tiger, did i mention im flexible : )