Today is a good day for FEE HUGS!

[Guava Jelly]

Thats right...I am a Hug whore!
I accept paypal and money orders
Hug rates are as follows
5$ gets you a one armed half hug
10$ gets you a two armed pal hug
20$ gets you a 60 second bear hug
30$ gets you a Big hug and a pinch on the butt.
:popcorn:
(GoPsUx watches as this thread sinks like the titanic)

[DarkTirade]

1. Crap... where did I write down that paypal password...

[Guava Jelly]

3. No one gets hugs for free from me.

I may even use deodorant :dunce:

[DarkTirade]

6. No, I meant I was gonna hack into yours and steal all the money you make from this.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

8. So far I got two bucks coming to me

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

25. $2.23 now... mwahahaha...

my evil plan is coming to fruition...

[RetroLounge]

2. How much for a reach around?

:hide:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

4. $2.00

[RetroLounge]

5. Damn, really?

take a check?

RL

[Guava Jelly]

7. Only second party out of state post dated checks.

..I wasn't born yesterday :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

9. All pinching my butt would cost you is a trip to the ER.

My butt is totally worth it though.

[Guava Jelly]

10. Who needs to chew food anyways

:hide:

[SallyMander]

11. *digs around in the couch*

What can i get for 23 cents?


:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

12. Lemme think..umm

I'll fix your wall :D

[SallyMander]

13. Sweet!!! You're hired!

:D

[Guava Jelly]

14. That makes $ 2.23 cents so far

All I got to do is give retro a reach around and fix your wall..
:woohoo:
I am gonna be rich!

[SallyMander]

18. Don't spend it all in one place!

:rofl:


:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

24. I can fill up my gas tank now

:crazy:

[SallyMander]

26. Maybe this one...

[Guava Jelly]

27. How much is gas?? 20 - 30 cents a gallon?

I don't get out much.

[SallyMander]

28. Hmm... depends how you define "gallon"

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

15. And worth ever cent of it.

:P

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

16. So can I put you down for 30?

:D
(I'll give you a 50% discount shhhh don't tell anyone)
And thanks :hug:

[Callalily]

17. Ahhhhhhhh . . . sweetie!

I am in dire need of hugs. will this do?

[Guava Jelly]

21. Anything and everything

Will you Marry me? :loveya: (GoPsUx = golddigger)

[supernova]

19. And hugs that include my boobs

are pricele$$.

[Guava Jelly]

22. Did you say

's :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

20. heh

what would $40 get?

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

23. Both hands on the butt

:D