Do geese shit while in flight?

[Squatch]

I know smaller, lesser "birds" such as the sparrow and seagull do, as I have been bestowed on many occasions with their gifts from heaven, but this is not about them.

What I really need to know is, do geese shit while in flight? I just flew under a herd of geese on my motorcycle and the last thing I need is to be assaulted by miniature turds at 85 mph. :scared:

[redqueen]

1. Geese are fairly large birds...

I don't know how 'miniature' you're expecting those turds to be, but don't get too hopeful, that's my advice.

[texas1928]

2. First things first...

STOP POSTING ON DU WHEN YOU ARE RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AT 85MPH!!!!!

[Squatch]

4. I like to multi task.

I'm also making a nice espresso.

[Inchworm]

3. I'd have to guess yes

That stuff is pretty slickery. The goose would need a sphinctor of steel to hold that stuff back.

:shrug:

[Kutjara]

5. I would imagine so.

Given the enormous distances they migrate every year, I can't really see having the time to line up outside gas station lavatories.

[BrotherBuzz]

6. No, they do all their pooping on the golf course greens

[Kucinich4America]

15. Well that's what they get for putting those man made ponds in.

The geese don't realize it's supposed to make your golf game harder, they just think it's a lake where they can eat lunch and take a shit.

[madinmaryland]

7. Locking! No shit threads!

[Bucky]

8. That would require the mods to shut down the whole Lounge forum

Show me a thread that isn't full of shit.

[madinmaryland]

9. No Shit Sherlock!!1!!

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

10. Shit yeah

speaking from personal experience: geese are perfectly capable of shitting while in flight.

You've been warned...

[MissMillie]

11. sure do (n/t)

.

[Greyskye]

12. Yes, but usually on takeoff.

In order to lighten the load.

[marzipanni]

13. Oh, yes, they do.

I run out in our yard when I hear them honking, because I like to watch them fly overhead, usually in big V formations. It turned out to be a low flying pair, barely clearing the telephone lines, and one let fly a goose gloop which landed on my head. It resembled algae, so I guess it was digest of river plants.

[fizzgig]

14. i'm sorry...but

:rofl:

a bird shat in my ice cream sundae once when i was little

it made me very sad

[marzipanni]

16. It's supposed to be good luck, but that's no consolation for a spoiled sundae

My uncle draped his navy blue blazer over the rail at a dockside restaurant while he ate lunch, and when he got up and put it on he discovered the begging seagulls had decorated it with white/gray splotches!
:rofl:

[trof]

17. You bet they do. It happened to my daughter.

We were walking in the woods on her grandparents' farm.
Here came a flock of low flying geese.
Then we heard a pitter-patter in the leaves.
And she got a clump right in her ear.
Poor kid. At least she didn't freak on me and I cleaned her up.

[AngryAmish]

18. Oh yeah

Spend enough time on the golf course you'll see it happen.

[kwassa]

19. No, they shit carefully on all the footpaths around our nearby lake.

They also like sidewalks.

They can't possibly have enough shit left to drop it from the air.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

20. They're doing that from the air...

Their remarkable accuracy is due to laser-guidance.

You know...Smart Shits

[kwassa]

21. it must be lasers ....

to get such a remarkably close spatter patterns.