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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:23 PM
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Create your own Horror Film by answering these 10 questions:

  1. Name of Psycho Killer:
  2. Method used to kill by Psycho Killer
  3. Method of how Psycho Killer taunts his/her victims:
  4. Abnormality found on the body of the Psycho Killer:
  5. Catch Phrase of Psycho Killer:
  6. Relationship of Psycho Killer to Heroine who Doesn't get killed in Movie:
  7. Targeted Victims:
  8. Location where all target victims are at:
  9. First clue that points to this victim being killed first:
  10. Reason Heroine and Hero of the movie never hookoed up until Psycho Killer showed up:


Bonus question: How many people will be killed either while flaunting their breasts, having sex, or going into the haunted door that everyone has warned them not to open.

I swear - every psycho killer horro slash fest has the same exact plot line. I think we should all comeup with new ideas and perhaps someone will make a movie out of it


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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:26 PM
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1. "Qu'est-ce que c'est?"
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:57 PM
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5. We are vain and we are blind...
...I HATE people when they're not polite.

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:29 PM
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2. Okay
# Name of Psycho Killer:

Carrot Top

# Method used to kill by Psycho Killer

Nude photos cause heads of victims to explode

# Method of how Psycho Killer taunts his/her victims:

Stupid prop jokes

# Abnormality found on the body of the Psycho Killer:

Man tits formed via gynocomastica

# Catch Phrase of Psycho Killer:

"Did I do that?"

# Relationship of Psycho Killer to Heroine who Doesn't get killed in Movie:

He's her stalker

# Targeted Victims:

Anyone with an internet connection

# Location where all target victims are at:

Computer, laptop

# First clue that points to this victim being killed first:

Eerie music played while camera close up on cursor hovering over "Download"

# Reason Heroine and Hero of the movie never hookoed up until Psycho Killer showed up:

Chat room not real life

Bonus: All victims are sitting around naked anyway
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:34 PM
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3. I love horror movies1
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 02:37 PM by MrScorpio
1. Harmon Binglegerry

2. Axe

3. He leaves woodcarvings of dead bodies for his victims

4. He has a prehensile tail bone

5. "Will you be my friend?"

6. She politely smiled at him

7. Teenagers having sex, obnoxious jocks, obtuse teachers, white bread parents and various long haired hippie freaks

8. The Township of Sunnydale

9. An acceptance letter to Bob Jones University

10. They both grew up on different side of the tracks. He, a hot rod driving outsider, her a good girl ignored by the boys.


Bonus: Isn't that the point?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:51 PM
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4. I tried your formula
The California Castrator traps yet another victim in his mechanical bus stop bench. His wee wanger had drove him to do his deeds.

Dim Denny, Suave Sam's elder brother, was the first of these dastardly dismemberments. Suave Sam made it his personal passion to apprehend the California Castrator. Bob the bartender at Scandals Saloon shared with Suave Sam some details detectives had missed. Many of his customers were victims of the California Castrator. Bob the bartender also had been taking notes and doing surveillance.

Bob the bartender and Suave Sam compare notes. An epiphany was had by both simultaneously at the same time. It is LENNY LEFTNUT, Dim Denny's ex-lover. The authorities were warned. Lenny Leftnut was caught and incarcerated.

Bob the bartender and Suave Sam felt fortunate to have wee wangers and to never be targeted by Lenny Leftnut. Bob the bartender poured Suave Sam a drink and the rest is history.

Lol... that was fun. :rofl:

:yoiks:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 02:57 PM
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6. ...
1. Name of Psycho Killer:

Fast Food Frank

2. Method used to kill by Psycho Killer

Garroting fast food employees as he drives up to the drive thru window, hits the gas forcing employee's body through the narrow window.

3. Method of how Psycho Killer taunts his/her victims:

Ordering large amounts of food, extra onions, not paying for it.

4. Abnormality found on the body of the Psycho Killer:

Albino with bad acne.

5. Catch Phrase of Psycho Killer:

Would you like some blood with that?

6. Relationship of Psycho Killer to Heroine who Doesn't get killed in Movie:

He's her manager.

7. Targeted Victims:

Fast food employees, other drive through customers.

8. Location where all target victims are at:

Duh.

9. First clue that points to this victim being killed first:

Annoys customers by pretending not to hear/ speaks funny through microphone.

10. Reason Heroine and Hero of the movie never hookoed up until Psycho Killer showed up:

Against corporate policy.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:01 PM
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7. ...
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 03:01 PM by Javaman
Name of Psycho Killer: karl rove

Method used to kill by Psycho Killer: whining

Method of how Psycho Killer taunts his/her victims: whining

Abnormality found on the body of the Psycho Killer: grossly exaggerated forehead.

Catch Phrase of Psycho Killer: No comment

Relationship of Psycho Killer to Heroine who Doesn't get killed in Movie: both on high school debate team

Targeted Victims: anyone that doesn't kiss his ass

Location where all target victims are at: men's room of the white house

First clue that points to this victim being killed first: victim didn't kiss his ass.

Reason Heroine and Hero of the movie never hooked up until Psycho Killer showed up: One was a repuke the other an ultra repuke.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:03 PM
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8. I'll give it a shot.
Name of Psycho Killer: Chichard Reney

Method used to kill by Psycho Killer: shotgun blast to the face

Method of how Psycho Killer taunts his/her victims: open disregard for law, human life.

Abnormality found on the body of the Psycho Killer: diesel-powered heart

Catch Phrase of Psycho Killer: 'Go fuck yourself.'

Relationship of Psycho Killer to Heroine who Doesn't get killed in Movie: He's her father.

Targeted Victims: Cemodrats.

Location where all target victims are at: Vermont

First clue that points to this victim being killed first: Loe Jieberman, goes "both ways"

Reason Heroine and Hero of the movie never hookoed up until Psycho Killer showed up: Heroine was rooting for the killer.



Bonus question: How many people will be killed either while flaunting their breasts, having sex, or going into the haunted door that everyone has warned them not to open.

At least six.

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 03:07 PM
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9. Here's mine
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 03:10 PM by LynneSin

  1. Name of Psycho Killer: Wide Stance Larry

  2. Method used to kill by Psycho Killer: Uses extremely wide stance to trip his victims at inappropriate places

  3. Method of how Psycho Killer taunts his/her victims: Taps his foot underneath the toilet stall into yours

  4. Abnormality found on the body of the Psycho Killer: An extremely wide stance

  5. Catch Phrase of Psycho Killer: You have any toilet paper over there?

  6. Relationship of Psycho Killer to Hero who Doesn't get killed in Movie: The Hero is the arresting officer

  7. Targeted Victims: Men travelling through an airport in a cold northern city who need to use the bathroom

  8. Location where all target victims are at: In the Mens room - in the 3rd stall, the hottest spot north of the urinal.

  9. First clue that points to this victim being killed first: Actually mimics his own wide stance

  10. Reason Heroine and Hero of the movie never hookoed up until Psycho Killer showed up: There is no heroine in my movie - this is the mens room damnit! However our 2 heros never hook-up because unfortunately they are not in adjacent stalls.


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