So...I'm back.

[Danger Mouse]

Not that anyone noticed I was gone. :P

[College Liberal]

1. Welcome Back

:hi: Glad to have you back....

[Danger Mouse]

9. i appreciate it

:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Welcome back and....

Happy New Year Elrond. :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

5. thanks, and same to you

:hi:

[lizziegrace]

3. Happy New Year!

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

6. thanks!

hope you had a good one yourself. :hi:

[DarkTirade]

4. Who are you again?

I keed, I keed.

Seriously though... you were gone? :P

[Danger Mouse]

7. i was in colorado. for a week. =P

[DarkTirade]

12. Man, if I'd known you were gone I would have taken that opportunity to hit on your girlfriend...

damn. :P

[Danger Mouse]

14. i was with my girlfriend, hovering over her shoulder like a vulture at all times...

well, not really, but my secret angry and jealous boyfriend sense would've tingled and alerted me.

[DarkTirade]

16. I'm just teasing. I wouldn't hit on your girlfriend...

behind your back. :P

[Danger Mouse]

18. i would hit on my girlfriend.

[DarkTirade]

21. But would you do it behind your back?

I guess that depends on how much you like you I guess. If you think you're an ass and she deserves someone more like you instead, then I guess you could hit on her behind your back without feeling bad about it. But if you think you're a nice guy and she's better off with you than she is with you, then you might feel a little guilty about it.

I swear, that made sense in my head. Really.

[Danger Mouse]

22. yes, i do it behind my back.

while myself is completely oblivious to what myself is doing.
it's a cunning plan.

[DarkTirade]

24. Hey, if you need somebody to run interference and distract you

so you don't notice what you're doing behind your back, lemme know. :P

[Danger Mouse]

26. that might help. i think i'm getting suspicious of myself.

[DarkTirade]

32. Are you doing anything you might take as suspicious?

Might wanna make sure you look yourself right in the eye when you talk to yourself. That'll help allay suspicions.

[Danger Mouse]

34. it doesn't help that i'm quite paranoid as well as being a terrible liar.

i'm always suspecting myself, and no matter how hard i try, i just can't convince myself that my intentions are pure.

[DarkTirade]

35. Well duh... because they aren't. :P

You have to convince yourself that your intentions are pure, otherwise you'll never believe yourself.

[Robeson]

8. Aaannddd, you are?....

...}(

[Danger Mouse]

13. ...

the shadow in the corner of your eye

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Who are you?

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

11. nobody you need to worry about. go back to drinking.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Awww, I've missed our little spats.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

17. i'm surprised you remember them.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. I have a mind like a steel trap!

.. wait, what were we talking about?

[Danger Mouse]

20. i think the steel trap has gotten rusty...

from having so much booze spilled on it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. But that's what makes me endearing!

[Danger Mouse]

25. you give yourself just a little too much credit.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. I do no such thing!

I'm precious dammit!! x(

[Danger Mouse]

28. precious?

aww...
that's almost cute

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. My dear Elrond Hubbard...

I hope you and kagehime had a wonderful time!

Happy New Year, sweetie... :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

31. we had a fantastic time, though my poor baby has taken ill in the past couple of days.

happy new year to you as well. :hug:

[HughBeaumont]

30. I noticed, Damn it!

Welcome home. Go to GDP if the spirit moves you. :7

[Danger Mouse]

33. when i'm feeling slightly more masochistic

[Dr. Strange]

36. You were at a Rush concert weren't you?

Admit it!

[Danger Mouse]

44. yes. for nearly a week.

it was torture. torture!

[SPKrazy]

37. I have noticed an absence of you

and someone else that I can't seem to recall who it is...

hmmmmm....

I'll think of them in a minute

So I hope you had a good time wherever you were (with lots of snow? or maybe not)

:pals:

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

43. had a lovely time with somebody...

and i think she had a lovely time too.

[bridgit]

38. cool...

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

47. eh, thanks

how goes it?

[bridgit]

49. good, hope you guys have a wonder-filled new years but where did you go?

thought i seen you in GD the other day, i realize that can be like purgatory but there you were :)

[Danger Mouse]

54. i was in colorado with sara.

i don't think i've posted on du once since last tuesday

[UndertheOcean]

39. Welcome back !

:toast:

[Danger Mouse]

46. oi! thanks!

[From The Ashes]

40. Welcome back...

:hi: I missed you! :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

42. Did I ever thank you for the lovely card?

if i didn't, thank you, it warmed my heart :hug:

[From The Ashes]

53. You're welcome...

:hi: Have a good time? :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

55. let's just say i got lots of exercise.

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

41. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

;) :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

45. off course!

[fizzgig]

48. i don't want you to be back

:(

[Danger Mouse]

50. i don't want me to be back either.

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

51. How was the Nickelback concert?

:hide: :P

[Danger Mouse]

52. it was great. i spent seven days punching chad kroeger over and over again in the nuts.

the end result: it actually improved his singing.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

56. You're my new hero.

:D

[Danger Mouse]

57. security guards did nothing to intervene. the fans did nothing.

his bandmates only pointed and laughed, while chad wept and begged for mercy from my iron fists of justice.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. Now you have to kick the asses of the other Top 40 POSes.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

59. i'd love to, but you know, i'd have to find ones that are as universally hated as chad...

and i don't think it can be done. :shrug: