Alright - 2007 - the DUzy's that should have been - post em here

[nadine_mn]

Admit it - You were ROBBED! Robbed I tell ya. You came up with a hilarious reply, a biting witticism, a purely magical post! You eagerly await Friday's DUzy awards, hurriedly scrolling to see your name in all its glory..and...nothing. You double, even triple check...still nothing.

Why??? Did it get buried in an overpopulated thread - maybe you were post 110 out of 347, or worse a post that just died - you were the only post and there it went unnoticed and unloved by all.

Maybe - and you know who you are - you are just on so many ignore lists no one saw your non-flamebait response.

As we end 2007 - post your DUzy-worthy response - heck we don't even care what the OP was or the topic...it can stand alone

Let's end the year with everyone getting love!!!


:hug:

[DarkTirade]

1. I come up with so much hilarious crap left and right that I can't keep track of it all.

Well, at least I find it amusing... :P

[billyskank]

2. Me too.

Loads of times I post things which I think are hilarious and go without responses, and the couple of times I ave won DUzys they were for things I didn't think were very funny. :P

[DarkTirade]

3. I also find that since I'm kinda sarcastic 99.999% of the time,

people tend to think I'm joking when I'm being sarcastically serious, and they think I'm serious when I'm being just plain sarcastic. :P So they'll laugh when I'm being completely serious and/or wry, but they won't when I'm joking.

[DS1]

5. Agreed

it's the throwaway knee-jerk responses that get my DUzys. :shrug:

not that I'm complaining

[nadine_mn]

6. ohh you pesky multi-k posters.....I am still under 500 so I remember

everything painfully...

sometime I will be hardened and crusty like eye gunk

[DarkTirade]

12. Heh heh... you said HARDened... heh heh...

:P

[Guava Jelly]

4. My whole life is a duzy..Yet I have only received one so far

And that took a reply from Skinner.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6838759
Here is one that I thought was pretty fun

[Dr. Strange]

7. OMG!

GoPsUx, that Grovelbot centerfold is teh hawt!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

8. This wasn't mine, and I forget who said it, but, one of the best posts was

in response to the thread about the dude who had sex with a bicycle, to which some brilliant DUer replied: "Schwinng!"

:rofl:

[blockhead]

10. good one!

I really did LOL.

[taterguy]

9. I honestly enjoyed my Bill Maher thread

Alas, I think it was disqualified due to being deleted after 48 hours and about 250 replies

[Fleshdancer]

11. bicentennial_baby's thread last night about watching Jesus Camp was pretty damn funny

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7298468&mesg_id=7298468

That thread helped many of us stomach the entire documentary.

:rofl:

[chknltl]

13. Thanks for posting the link GS

Very entertaining thread. I am glad I did not watch that program though. Decades ago, I pretended to be a Pentecostal. I was perhaps 19 and had the "hots" for one of their members, a young Pentecostal lass. Those folks were indeed nuts and so was I for thinking I was going to "get lucky" with the pretty little fruitcake who lured me in! I lasted about a week before moving back into the real world. Very entertaining thread indeed, DUZY material throughout, imo.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. Seconded!!

:rofl:

:toast:

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Debi had one about the Duggar wife: "Vagina isn't a clown car."

I'll guess that every one thought that every one else had sent it in!

That still cracks me up.

[Drum]

18. Haha...I think I saw that one.

Clipped a graphic. Is this the one?

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. Yes! Someone made it into a LOLrepublican and it still didn't get a DUzy.

:rofl:

[nadine_mn]

20. Can I get that on a T-shirt?

[NightWatcher]

16. this one from 5 minutes ago in GD

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2563722

[chknltl]

17. I feel there be DUzy material in this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7298010&mesg_id=7298010

(Shameles plug for something I worked hard on last night that made me giggle while writing it...it's burried deep in the thread though, post #129)

[nadine_mn]

21. I hope next year I will be drunk enough to be on the family tree

I got the idiot part covered and I know to bring my circuit city receipt to Olive Garden, that Oscar is not a pet, and if I want a free babysitter I can drop my kids off at the mall.

[chknltl]

23. If it were up to me, you'd be in already!

Perhaps if you started a thread about the virtues of breast feeding baby in an Olive Garden lounge while sipping on Hennessey Cogniac-n-Colas... That thread would definitely be better with photos too btw. Did you know that is how freepers are created? Yep, behind every freeper living in mothers basement there is at least one alcohol addled parent. Take my step kid for instance...(please), He is: 30, freeper, living with ma, dad an alkie, (:blush:), and is currently nursing a broken hand. How did he break it you ask? Good question!!! He was sitting next to his girlfriend's brother playing that famous game of "Who can hit whose kneecap the hardest" I am thinking alcohol may have played a part here....
:silly:

[DS1]

22. this should have got one of those visual awards

and this was rather popular at the time

[Greyskye]

24. I was disappointed that no one noticed this one:

The OP Subject was: Dan Froomkin: The Tell-Tale Stall

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2499993&mesg_id=2500144

[LibraLiz1973]

25. Dec 5. THE THREAD

There honestly should have been DUZYs galore for that one...
Pig latin... word puzzles..
I never laughed so hard!!