I'm series!!!11one!!! What the hell is marzopam?

[Inchworm]

I swear it sounds like cat tranquilizers or something! I see em in carrot, punkin.. and other odd shapes.

hep

;)

[Heidi]

1. Are you my Granny? Only my Granny says, "Hep!"

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

2. hep! hep me please!

lol

:rofl:

I knew I shoulda looked up this marlipin sensation when I was .. umm.. up to it.

:P

[Heidi]

3. My Granny also says

"deemp" (as in "Y'all don't swim out too far. That's some deemp water!") and tars (as in, "Good thang I live in Oklahoma! I don't have to put snow tars on my car.") :P

[Inchworm]

4. well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

I cant go into detail for fear of exile but I feel your pain.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. I've got more southern sayings

than you can shake a stick at. :rofl: :spray:

[ashling]

7. Land o Goshen, child!

n/t

[Heidi]

8. Law! What on earth am I gonna do with you?

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

10. I dont wunt no trouble here

:spray:

Havin a hard time findin my ass with both hands...

:rofl:

[Heidi]

11. Here, you can "borry" my flashlight!

:P

[Inchworm]

14. I see

there's my ass, now what?

thats rich indeed.

:)

[ashling]

6. my dad used to pronounce onions

ognions (ugh -nyuns) LOL

[Heidi]

9. Was your dad "on-ree" instead of "ornery"?

:rofl:

[ashling]

31. I don't remember him ever saying that

but he sure was stubburn!

[Inchworm]

12. Loueezianner?

:hi:

[Heidi]

13. That's where Nawlins is!

Or New Or-leens, if Granny-speak. :7

[Inchworm]

15. yes miss and

I thinks that is where ya might hear onjoins

:P

PS: u rawk

[Heidi]

16. Granny: "New Or-leens is just a den of inequity."

(I think she meant "iniquity," by the way.)

[Inchworm]

19. that dog dont hunt...

:rofl:

[Heidi]

20. I'm puttin' yer name on the prayer list

down to the First Baptist Church. :rofl: :spray:

"Dear little bitty newborn baby Jesus, please heal Inchworm. That boy just ain't rat." :rofl:

[Inchworm]

21. oh sweet hell!

You have NO idea how close to home you are lol

:rofl:

The true redneck always feels safe

:D

[Heidi]

22. If you were a _true_ redneck,

there'd be a Skoal can ring worn into the fabric of the right hip pocket of your boot-cut Wranglers. :P

There are other indicators, too. I've got a list.

[Inchworm]

23. ok I can make those pants appear

aint diped in years and have bought pants less..

indicators?

LOL

brang it ms. OK

:loveya:

[Heidi]

24. Roach clip disguised as a dreamcatcher

hangin' from the rear-view mirror of your truck.

I got you _pagged_, Bubba. :rofl:

[Inchworm]

25. I pray to the mother's hand

sweet bebbe jeebus sabe me!

LoL

[Heidi]

26. Nekkid-girls in silhouette

on your truck's mud flaps. :rofl: :spray:

[Inchworm]

27. say hi to my dogs

Earl, his brother Earl and his other brother Earl.

:hi:

[Heidi]

28. I _KNEW_ IT!

What are their middle names? Lemme guess.
Earl Duane Inchworm
Earl Wayne Inchworm
Earl Dwayne Inchworm

[Inchworm]

29. dunno here's my bros

:)

[Heidi]

30. Oh my g!!!!!!!

I got CMW some fake redneck toofs for Halloween! :rofl: :spray:

[Heidi]

18. In Oklahoma, we said, "ung-yuns."

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

17. Marzopain is a drug that keeps kangaroos happy

that is all...

:yoiks:

[yewberry]

32. I had some marzipan that I was going to use for holiday baking.

Unfortunately, I left it in my bag, which I stupidly left on the floor.

Little doggie unzipped the bag (a neat trick he's perfected this year) and ate all three marzipan pieces, along with two mango fruit leathers and most of a book of matches.

x(

Argh.

[marzipanni]

33. Inchworms are pretty weird, too...

:hi: