Attention Ladies of the Lounge. You are all invited to the

[Midlodemocrat]

fourth annual Thank God this FUCKING YEAR IS OVER PARTY!!!!

My house 7PM. It is a PF event (Penis Free), ladies only.

And, bring a gift for the gift exchange. Something you would otherwise be dropping off at Goodwill or the Dump. You won't believe how funny it is to watch middle aged women fight over a $5 Panera Bread Gift Card.

Food, drink, great music. :bounce:

[BarenakedLady]

1. This evening?

I mean, that is a little short notice isn't it?

I don't have to dress, do I?

;)

[Midlodemocrat]

3. You can wear your pajamas and sleep over.

:P

:bounce:

[flvegan]

19. Oh, yeah.

[flvegan]

2. I am SO there!

[Midlodemocrat]

4. When was your penisectomy?

:hide:

[BurtWorm]

6. I think he thought you said "free penis"

He gives it away, you know.

[flvegan]

15. I'm a giver.

Is that so wrong?

[flvegan]

8. I'm going to be there serving at the pleasure of the guests.

Someone has to fill glasses, refresh the munchies bowls, etc.

Or something.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Way to usurp the working man, Hitler. I hired a bartender.

:eyes:

:rofl:

[flvegan]

14. Okay, we know that's a 24/7 gig just to take care of you.

[LeftyMom]

5. Good, I need somebody to drive my drunk ass home and take advantage of me. nt

[Beer Snob-50]

30. i am so there then

how about if you start drinking now and i will take advantage of you later this afternoon?

:P

[malta blue]

7. Little MB and I will be on the next flight....

Monster-in-Law arrives tomorrow for the holiday from hell.... :puke:

:bounce::bounce:
What time does the party start and how many bottles of wine should I bring?

:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. You don't need to bring anything. Got it covered.

Made a Costco run last night and right now the teenagers are downstairs finishing decorating and cleaning. Mr. Midlo is putting up the Christmas Gift we got the kids, an HDTV.

I'm playing on DU. Life is good.


:rofl:

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My dear Midlo!

How I wish I could!

I'd be there in a heartbeat if I lived closer...

*sigh*

Thanks for the invite, though!

Hoist one for me, willya?

:pals:

:bounce: :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Will do, Peg!

:hug:

[sasquatch]

11. Me, matcom and TM are going to Dave and Busters that night

:P

























:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. No way. TM is going to be doing cleanup.

She just doesn't know it yet.

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

20. That's what you think

She's sneaking out the back into my truck. BTW I'm going as a chaperon to keep matcom in line, and I'm taking a Glock 21 in case he gets out of line.

:D

[marzipanni]

17. Can those of us at a prohibitive distance attend virtually?

I don't want to miss the fun. :nopity:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Sure. I'll put it on YouTube.

:bounce:

[ThomCat]

21. That is an awesome idea for a party!

:rofl:

I would love to hear about it afterward. At the very least, I'd love to hear what you all do to the guys who crash the party. :P

Will flvegan end up duct-taped to the wall?

[sarge43]

22. Why thank you, Midlo. I can't make it in person, but

here's something I dug out of the "trunk which must not be open" for the gift exchange. It's just tacky enough to start stuff.

[Parche]

23. Can I Crash The Party?

I will leave my P at home? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

24. We will need to see proof of the P left at home.

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

25. "Detachable Penis" -- It's not just a song.

:P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. PF is the opposite of a Sausage-Fest right?

:D

[sasquatch]

29. .

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Right. That's NEXT month.

:rofl:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. mmmmmm - sausage!

:D

[terrya]

27. I won't crash your party....but it sounds fun!

Have a great time! :bounce:

[MissMillie]

28. I would SO love to be there

but alas, I'm not done w/ my Christmas preparations yet.

[underpants]

32. YES!!

FREE the Penis!!

ROCK ON!!!

[Sugar Smack]

33. Yes, and I'll bring eggnog.

:rofl: :loveya:

[matcom]

35. ummmmmm

i'm currently upstairs in TM's bedroom closet!

can SOMEONE send up some food?

PLEASE?

i'm NEKKID and it is COLD in here!

x(

[sasquatch]

37. Dumbass, you two shoulda snuck out the back and came to Dave & Busters with me

:D

[Critters2]

36. Oh trust me...this year ain't over until at least the middle of next week.

Not even close. Thanks for the invite, though.

[SeattleGirl]

38. Am I too late?

I just saw the invite!