Rebels as a reaction against the rejection of his peers and "betters"; pretends to reject the values of those who rejected him; comes scampering back the second the "establishment" finds a role for him; becomes a poster-boy for consumer capitalism.
If he wasn't a reindeer, he'd be a college student.
4. I won't say which way I voted. But I never did like RtheRNR, no how. He never WANTED
to play those reindeer games. He was always sulking, a real slacker. You know the kind? 'Oh, Donder gets to ride up front! Oh, Blitzen got more beef jerky than I did for snacks. Wahh, wahh, wahh.' So, NATURALLY, Santa picks him to guide their sleigh that night. What the history books don't tell you is that his damn nose didn't glow until AFTER they stopped at Chernobyl. And, man, he's been cashing in on it every since.
Damned Rudolph. Next thing you know, he'll be taking credit for saving us from 9/11.
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