Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. The ultimate team player or an unapologetic suck-up?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. The ultimate team player or an unapologetic suck-up?

Poll result (9 votes)
He had his red nose so far up Santa's butt the old guy's stomach looked like a lava lamp	(2 votes, 22%)	Vote
He was like Scott McClellan with antlers	(1 votes, 11%)	Vote
There's no I in TEAM but there definitely is in KISS ASS	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
I hear that right after he led the sleigh, Santa fed him to the Iditarod dogs	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
He made it tough for the rest of the reindeer who just wanted to do their friggin' jobs	(1 votes, 11%)	Vote
He had to do it because Santa had photos of him that he threatened to leak to the North Pole Enquirer	(1 votes, 11%)	Vote
I have to kiss my boss's ass five days a WEEK and no one ever wrote a song about ME	(2 votes, 22%)	Vote
HEY! There are KIDS reading these threads!	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Havin' a bad holiday season Amerigo?	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
OTHER	(2 votes, 22%)	Vote

[Swede]

1. You must be thinking of Randolph the brown nosed reinderr.

[texanwitch]

2. Well, he was born with a red nose so he should use it.

If it gets him a little extra thats ok.

[Kutjara]

3. The classic "adolescent revolutionary."

Rebels as a reaction against the rejection of his peers and "betters"; pretends to reject the values of those who rejected him; comes scampering back the second the "establishment" finds a role for him; becomes a poster-boy for consumer capitalism.

If he wasn't a reindeer, he'd be a college student.

[hisownpetard]

4. I won't say which way I voted. But I never did like RtheRNR, no how. He never WANTED

to play those reindeer games. He was always sulking, a real slacker. You know the kind?
'Oh, Donder gets to ride up front! Oh, Blitzen got more beef jerky than I did for snacks. Wahh, wahh, wahh.'
So, NATURALLY, Santa picks him to guide their sleigh that night.
What the history books don't tell you is that his damn nose didn't glow until AFTER they stopped at Chernobyl.
And, man, he's been cashing in on it every since.

Damned Rudolph. Next thing you know, he'll be taking credit for saving us from 9/11.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Rudolph the Red Nosed Giuliani?

[hisownpetard]

6. Eaxactly. The connection is inevitable. How many other Rudy's do you know,

other than Rudolph Valentino, who's dead?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. Rudolf Schenker from The Scorpions.

Wilma Rudolph



Rudolf Virchow



And that's just for STARTERS, darlin'...

[hisownpetard]

8. I object, your Honor. The person making this post evidently came loaded for bear, with a bunch of

side-order Rudolphs at the ready, not to mention his artillary of pictures which SOME of us
do not know how to POST on our own.

I submit that this kind of Goliath against David-ette is patently unfair and he should be gagged and bound and not allowed to continue.

Say what? It's his OP?

Oh. Never mind.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. I'm ALWAYS loaded for bear. My playing field is "bear country."

Gagged and bound?

Puh-LEEZ.