Post something good that absolutely cannot result in a flame war!

[ThomCat]

We've got one or two smart people around here somewhere. I'm sure someone can think of something.

[MissMillie]

1. We need more democrats in Washington

[ThomCat]

3. Or do we need more progressives?

[MissMillie]

11. whatever you say dear

(smartass....)

[BarenakedLady]

2. Water is wet?

[ThomCat]

5. Hmmm...

You've probably got a good point. It's hard to argue with that one.

[flvegan]

10. Except when it's frozen solid.

[Downtown Hound]

25. Do you have to lump all water into one category?

Pretty narrow-minded of you in my book.

[SoxFan]

113. I've got a foot of wet in my driveway

Grab a shovel and knock yourself out!

[fizzgig]

4. sunsets are very pretty

as are sunrises...and the moon...and the stars

do you think that will work?

[ThomCat]

9. Geez, I don't know.

That seems like an unwarranted generalization to me.

[fizzgig]

13. dammit!

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

96. Pretty sunrises and sets are a result of pollution.

Nice post Hitler. Way to promote the destruction of our planet.

[fizzgig]

105. ...

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

107. Now just look at all the electrons you're tears are getting on.

[leeroysphitz]

133. The moon and the stars are partners in light.

The word light starts with an "L" but ends with a "T" and that stands for TROUBLE.

The warren commission knew it but covered it up, the Church commission suspected it but couldn't get CIA approval to go public and the 9-11 commission just pretended the connection didn't even exist!!!!

And don't just ship this topic off to the 9-11 dungeon. Read the facts.

[flvegan]

6. The murder of innocent children is wrong.

[ThomCat]

12. But how do you know they're innocent?

That loud, obnoxious little poop rats!

[flvegan]

18. That's why I specified murder as opposed to a good mercy killing.

[LeftyMom]

60. You only say that because you've never had to get LeftyKid out the door in the morning.

[leeroysphitz]

134. What if, at the time of the murder the child was innocent BUT you knew

for a fact that he/she would grow up to be the next Rick Astley?

[supernova]

7. Kittens can live with song birds

[ThomCat]

16. They can live on songbirds too.

Especially with a nice gravy.

[Phillycat]

8. PUPPIES!

[flvegan]

15. Every litter of puppies kills that same number of dogs in a shelter.

[ThomCat]

17. And the expert beat me to it!

[Phillycat]

21. MOTHERFUCKER,

[lost-in-nj]

14. My favorite

color is blue
and my favorite number is 25




lost

[flvegan]

20. The crips claim the color blue, too, Hitler.

[ThomCat]

22. Well, didn't I hear that you have totally irrational

fixations based on astrology and other clap-trap.

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Kittens and puppies.

If I say more than that, someone will find a reason to flame me,

[flvegan]

23. See Post #15

[Gormy Cuss]

110. Nice post, Pitler. n/t

[ThomCat]

27. You only like the cute ones! Prejudiced bastard!

[Gormy Cuss]

109. Wrong!

The ugly ones taste just as good.

[MrCoffee]

24. i am the awesome.

i'm a firm believer in the philosophy of the ruling class, especially 'cause i rule.

[lost-in-nj]

29. A legend in your own mind

eh???

LOL



lost

[MrCoffee]

32. your puny paper match sputtered out...

this cannot possibly be the subject of flames.

[ThomCat]

43. Oh, now you're just causing trouble!

I won't even bother to argue with your worthiness.

[MrCoffee]

58. see? there's no point in arguing with the awesome!

that post is impervious to flames.

[rug]

26. I dare you to flame this.

[DS1]

33. i can't stand those fugly ass cats

no, really

[rug]

34. Your heart is shriveled.

[ThomCat]

44. Clearly that photographer is abusing that kitty!

Just look at the sad abused look on her face. Any compassionate person would be cuddling that little cutie.

[rug]

61. Thom, even your outrage turns into humanity.

God bless you.

[ThomCat]

63. .

Thank you.

[Fire Walk With Me]

56. How's this?

[rug]

62. Sure, photoshop that poor kitty instead of cuddle it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

67. It only has half a body and is hardly worth cuddling.

[rug]

70. You must spit on midgets.

[Fire Walk With Me]

77. Only after sawing them in half.

[DS1]

73. oh yeah?

[ThomCat]

74. Why must you make us cry with your cruelty.

[rug]

78. I bet you chortled over that poor kitty born with two faces.

[DS1]

79. I adopted it

then i gave it a tiny little feeding bowl, but with an open flame on each side, so one face eating would be burning the other.

[datasuspect]

117. or this

[hisownpetard]

28. I LOVE ALL THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES THIS YEAR, except Hillary.

[ThomCat]

46. Ha! If you post that in GD-P they'd peal the flesh off your bones!

[hisownpetard]

72. Are you kidding? I'd be in a big pot of stew by now!

[DarkTirade]

140. Mmm... soylent stew...

[Guava Jelly]

30. I wish Naughty G_rls would pm me nekkid Pictures

Oh wait..you said "cannot"..My bad

[ThomCat]

47. You mean they haven't?

Wow. I wonder why they left you off the distribution list?

[Guava Jelly]

71. yep....There is much hatred for GoPsUx

[ThomCat]

75. I guess that's why they made us promise not to share them with anyone.

Neener Neener Neener!

[Guava Jelly]

90. ..

Hater

[ThomCat]

93. ..

[Downtown Hound]

31. No flame wars? Fine, who wants to fight me?

Bring it on!

[MrCoffee]

35. i want you to hit me as hard as you can

[Downtown Hound]

38. POW!

[MrCoffee]

39. you hit me in the ear?!?!

[Downtown Hound]

41. You're not supposed to talk about fight club.

[DS1]

36. Rumor has it that there's one or two smart people on DU

[Guava Jelly]

40. Well that sounds like bullshit

We are all dumb asses here

[ThomCat]

50. Damn it! That's supposed to be a secret.

[IndianaJones]

37. free steak dinner with a vendor. nt.

[ThomCat]

51. Have fun! I hope you have a great meal!

[flvegan]

42. Carrot Top sucks.

[Downtown Hound]

45. WE HAVE A WINNER!

No one can argue with that.

[ThomCat]

52. What, you were watching?

Don't you dare post any pictures. We don't need to see that kind of porn.

[porphyrian]

59. The cameo bit he did on Reno 911 was pretty funny.

It wasn't his regular act, though.

[Turbineguy]

48. I like Tacos

I don't like beets

[ThomCat]

53. What the fuck is wrong with Beets?

They're good for you!

[hisownpetard]

98. Beets are disgusting. Everyone knows that. Besides, you have to be over 80 y/o

to even THINK about saying you like beets. I mean, c'mon, Thom.
Do you also like JUNKET and FARINA?

[ThomCat]

99. Oh sure. You just like that processed crap!

You don't deserve fresh veggies.

Farina is damned good stuff, but what the hell is Junket? I bet you made that up!

[hisownpetard]

103. Junket is like pudding, without the oomph. Sort of like pudding for old people

with no teeth and no taste and no say in the matter.

[flvegan]

54. You know how they treat the cows that become hamburger meat for tacos?

And where did those tomato bits come from? Slave friggin labor, I betcha.

[BurtWorm]

49. I'm freezing and would welcome being flamed.

PS: Aim for the toes especially.

[ThomCat]

55. Oh sure, invite flaming destruction just because you're too much of a wus

to put on a sweater.

[BurtWorm]

57. More!

Aim for the toes.

[ThomCat]

65. There you go again, you self centered #@$!

Wear some socks next time! Do we look like your personal heating system?

[BurtWorm]

83. Say it, don't spray it!

Yeah!

:insert smiley warming feet by fire:

[southpaw]

64. Someday in the near future, George W. Bush will leave the White House

For Good!

[ThomCat]

68. And democrats are such wimps that they'll let him just walk away

instead of frog-marching him to prison.

[NMDemDist2]

66. Kittens are cute

[ThomCat]

69. Oh, sure, if you only post pictures of those elitist, expensive

pure-bred kittens. Do you have some problem with all the tabbies out there that need homes?

[NMDemDist2]

81. ok then, here's my kitteh that 'came with the house' and yes she's spayed now

and has all her shots. One less feral kitteh

ps what breed of cats are the first ones?

[ThomCat]

82. How would I know what breed they are?

Do you think I'm one of those snobby people who pays attention to that kind of thing?




That's a beautiful kitty, btw.

[hisownpetard]

76. You know, their ears would work perfectly to keep old photos secure in a scrapbook!

[ThomCat]

80. OMG! You'd cut off their ears for your petty little scrap book?

I don't even like your collection of photoshopped unicorns anyway!

[hisownpetard]

97. Well, no one lives forever. I'm just thinking a-head!

(God, I can't even keep a straight face, this is so awful).

[ThomCat]

100. This was definitely a good thread for a friday evening.

It's a nice way to end the week and blow off some stress.

[hisownpetard]

102. Yeah, and you were on a roll. Do another!!

[redqueen]

84. Cornflake-crusted chicken is tasty!

[MrCoffee]

85. no flames here

crushed up cornflakes + chicken = a taste treat your mouth just can't deny

[ThomCat]

87. Geez. I knew that YOU would support something that aweful.

[MrCoffee]

89. just because i have TASTE and CLASS is no reason to resort to namecalling

neener.

[ThomCat]

92. Yes, but it's POOR taste, and your class FAILED.

[MrCoffee]

94. yeah...well...so's your face!

game, set and match to MrCoffee.

[ThomCat]

86. Those poor chickens were tortured just to feed you!

And then you used cornflakes made from genetically modified corn!

You're going to hell just for the diet you eat!

[redqueen]

95. Yeah... I know...

I figure if I'm goin to hell anyway, I might as well make it worthwhile...

There's a saying about that but I forgot it. Stupid brain!

[kimmerspixelated]

88. Well,

I seem to be farting a whole lot less that I was while back, so that's a plus for those around me!

[ThomCat]

91. Oh Geez! TMI!

Do you have to remind us that biological functions happen? Some of us like pretending that it's a sanitized world!

I never fart! Never!

[laylah]

101. I USED to say that...

until recently. WTF is up with THAT? Once we turn 50, we turn inside-out?

[hisownpetard]

104. No. Your sphincter just doesn't care any more.

[kimmerspixelated]

153. For me, it's gotta be hormones...

well, okay! I DO like my beans!

[lightningandsnow]

106. Angelina Jolie is hott.

Edit: see? No one can argue.

[DarkTirade]

108. Curses, foiled again!

*edit* Wait... I can totally flame you for your spelling!

[ThomCat]

111. Oh Sure, post when I'm on my commute home

Getting assaulted by a drunk.

(I'm going to post a thread about that in a moment)

[SPKrazy]

112. I iz teh AWESOME d00d from teh lounge

and i wuz emperor here before kitchen witch

[DarkTirade]

114. Oh come on, now that one's just TOO easy.

[Gormy Cuss]

120. yez butt hoos got 5 nu DUzys?

[ThomCat]

138. How did I not see t his before?

You're adding Stealth posts to my thread!

[sakabatou]

115. * sucks so effing much.

[ThomCat]

118. Bullshit. if he sucked, somebody would feel good.

I doubt even pickles gets anything good out of him.

And now that you've put that thought in my brain I think I'll go drink heavily to bleach it away.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

116. Led Zeppelin S-U-C-K-S. Nickelback RULES.

[ThomCat]

119. Um, okay. I think you got me there.

[DarkTirade]

139. Okay, now you're just trying too hard.

[Jamastiene]

121. JFK was a great president.

I'd be shocked it that somehow ended up in a flame war. There is just no way saying that could start one, right?

[ThomCat]

123. Oh sure, if you don't mind mob connected presidents!

[Lethe]

122. frequent masturbation in 20's cuts prostate cancer risk in half

there is nothing bad about that!

[ThomCat]

124. But it'll make you go blind, and grow hair on your palms!

And you'll end up in hell and deserve it!

Hell, frequent masturbation throughout your entire life is good for you. Less chance of prostate cancer is just one of the benefits.

[Lethe]

125. thats ok, i got glasses and a razor

and a very healthy prostate.

[ThomCat]

128. That is a very good answer!

[lizziegrace]

126. cowboy jammies

[ThomCat]

127. Oh sure! Get up my expectations.

Now watch, he'll forget to bring them and we'll see him wearing boring ol' sweats.



Speaking of which, I have to actually go out and buy some jammies. It seems at least possible we'll end up having something resembling a pajama party.

[lizziegrace]

132. I'll get you some jammies

I'll surprise you.

[ThomCat]

135. Oh. Dear. God.

I'm in trouble now.

[lizziegrace]

136. Who knows what will be printed on them...

Besides, it's not me you need to worry about. Worry if I take Retro along to help me shop...

Oh, and Lelapin wants to get ones with garden gnomes on them...

[ThomCat]

137. We will definitely have to get pictures.

[Recovered Repug]

129. Circumcised hunters should not be allowed to smoke while

watching porn.

[ThomCat]

130. LOL!

OMG, where do I start?

That deserves a thread of its own.

[Recovered Repug]

131. I can't see the need of it's own thread.

Seems like a completely non-controvesial statement to me.

[WildEyedLiberal]

141. Democrats > Republicans

I win!

[ThomCat]

143. Democrats are not always greater.

Republicans are greater assholes, greater liars, greater threats to society and public welfare, etc...

[WildEyedLiberal]

146. Blargh! Blast you!

[ThomCat]

148. Ha Ha!

[Rabrrrrrr]

142. So you think smart people are the only ones with viable ideas?

So, then, what - do we just line up and execute all the dumb people, since they're so obviously useless?

What do we do after we get rid of the bottom 50%? Work on the next bottom 50%? Keep going until you are the only one left?

Is that what you want?

I'm sorry, but i thought this was a liberal/progressive board, not a front for the Ayn Rand Society.

[ThomCat]

144. I wouldn't think you've read Ayn Rand. To many big words.

So you prefer letting stupid people lead the way, like we've had for the past 7 years? Are you sure you're on the right site, Rove?

[Critters2]

145. There's a 90% chance it's going to snow. nt

[ThomCat]

147. Damn Global Warming is fucking up the weather.

It's not supposed to get this bad this early.

We've got weather advisories in multiple states this weekend. We should plow up all this snow and dump it in the yards of all the corporate executives in the energy industries.

[Critters2]

149. Wow, Thom. You're really good at this!! nt

[ThomCat]

150. Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week. Please remember to tip the waitresses. They work hard.

[Critters2]

151. *chuckle*

[DarkTirade]

152. What, we're supposed to tip for sub-par service?

What are you, some kind of bleeding heart commie?

[billyskank]

154. Nude picture thread!!