How much does booze affect your *romantic performance*...?

[amitten]

This question is for both sexes...

Does it take a lot? Is it only certain kinds of alcohol?



Share your tales of woe and embarrassment with us all, won't you?

[Taverner]

1. Depends - after 1 beer, affected a little

1 hour later after that beer, I'm actually better.

2 beers? Forget it.

[amitten]

2. Really? Two beers and you're out?

Guess you'll just have to stick with the vodka!

[Taverner]

5. 1 beer = 1 hour later good. 2 beers = 2 hours later good.

Now I can perform, just not well

[porphyrian]

3. It depends on how drunk I get.

Once I'm puking drunk, I'm not much use to anyone. If I'm just buzzed, it makes me a little more aggressive (in a good way). I really don't drink much anymore, though, not that I've quit or anything.

[MrCoffee]

4. i get progressively more touchy -feelie-lovey the more i drink

which is why i don't drink so much.

[flvegan]

8. Tell me about it. I'm never going to the bar with you again.

[MrCoffee]

14. ain't enough hooch in the world, chief

[supernova]

10. Yes, I'm done doing that

I know exactly what you mean.

[LeftyMom]

6. After two drinks, I fall asleep.

Generally, this is considered bad date behavior.

[amitten]

16. That's funny.

Sounds like me.

[supernova]

7. One drink is enough for me

to get into it, I can be more erm.. outgoing and expressive (normally quite reserved.)

two or more is an invite to go to sleep so I don't do that.

But the truth is, the right person will make me feel like that without the booze. I'm still looking for that man.

[Solon]

12. Its takes a few more drinks for me, but they have the same effect...

I become more, open, I guess is the right word, normally I'm somewhat shy, I also end up laughing a lot, honestly, its more like giggling.

[supernova]

22. Oh yeah, I know all about it

I've done some really stupid stuff in that condition too, sadly.

I would really love to find someone I feel free with without the booze!

Don't see it happening anytime soon though.

[Solon]

24. Yeah I've done plenty of stupid stuff too...

Mostly it involved me developing a new bruise the next day.

As far as the other thing you are talking about, well, I think I through with relationships, the last woman I was with, this past Thanksgiving, just used me and then dropped me. I think I'm done with that shit, it hurts too much.

[Whisp]

53. sorry to hear that, Solon

but do understand.
this love thing, it's the most glorious wonderful or the most deadly hurtful, sometimes. risky business.

[Omphaloskepsis]

9. Alcohol increases my stamina significantly..

[IzaSparrow]

11. I am unaffected....

whether it's one or ten.

[amitten]

18. Lucky. n/t

[ceile]

13. Only affects my interest, not performance

After a few beers/shots-"in the mood".
After several beers/shots sleep is the only thing on my mind.

[ThomCat]

15. Not a valid question for me because of meds.

I can't drink. And if I did, even one shot would mix with the meds and take me out entirely.

[amitten]

19. That makes sense. By the way, hope you feel bettter today. nt

[ThomCat]

23. Thank you very much.

I've reached that state of being properly medicated where everything still hurts but I sort of don't care very much.

[Shell Beau]

17. Doesn't affect mine at all!! Makes it more fun sometimes!

[amitten]

21. I think it more often negatively affects guys for some reason.

A lot of my female friends say it makes them more loving rather than less...

[BarenakedLady]

20. A little makes me amorous

Too much and I'm too numb to enjoy. It's finding the correct timing.

Not that it matters anymore.

[Inchworm]

28. Do I have a gift for you!

Drink up! I have plans





Flirt- Flirt- Flirt-

[BarenakedLady]

29. LoL!

Thanks, Inchy. I needed a chuckle.

Awww Monkey likes the voddy.

[Inchworm]

30. Hehe

Did you ever go out and make 14 snow angels, or was that you I reccomended it to? lol

Whats the snow total?

[BarenakedLady]

44. It stopped.

I think we got around 6 inches yesterday. There is another storm coming on Sunday, I believe. I hope not, because I have errands to do on Monday.

How is the weather in redneck country?

[Inchworm]

46. Well.. by garsh

the mule's tail is flapping, but it is dry. All the dogs are laying in the sun 'cause it takes the chill out of the air. If I had my druthers the ground would be as white as yours.

[billyskank]

51. How about with no alcohol?

That is my level.

[SacredCow]

25. A cocktail or 2 gets me in the mood....

but with subsequent libations, I lose any and all interest. That said, I don't have any tales of woe and embarrasment- I've never had a fabeled "coyote morning."

[amitten]

26. Do you find it depends on the *type* of liquor?

I've noticed red wine seems to be a pretty big culprit...

[SacredCow]

40. Not really....

and I drink just about everything. Perhaps beer has a lesser effect on me than wine or spirits/mixed drinks but it's only marginally less.

Once I get a chance to try Absinthe, I'll let you know the effect of that....

[Pierre.Suave]

27. HAHAHAH

what a great thread idea.

For me, it makes me much, ah, friendlier and uninhibited... and amazingly I last forever when I have had a few...Unless I have had too much, then I just go to sleep/pass out...

There have been many episodes of strip beer pong to prove it too...

[amitten]

31. You bad bad person you.

[Pierre.Suave]

38. I know...

I think I need a spanking from a hot female...

[amitten]

43. My hands are at the ready.

[Pierre.Suave]

45. HAHAHAH

oh my...

I may need a drink or four...

[montanto]

32. "Lechery, sir,

provokes and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance . . . it makes him and it mars
him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him and
disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to . . ."

--Shakespeare

But seriously, I can drink a great deal and still perform. As a previous poster said, it actually increases my stamina. Of course there are limits, and I have reached them on occasion. I don't suffer any embarrassment about it though. Hangovers on the other hand always dishearten me!!



edit: spelling

[amitten]

34. Great Shakespeare quote. n/t

[Inchworm]

33. When I get too drunk and silly

my lil willy passes out waay before I do.

jest sayin...

[Wapsie B]

35. Yeah I hear ya.

[amitten]

37. Fess up...how many? No judgement here, just curiosity!

A couple of red wines do it to me...

[Wapsie B]

39. Probably 3 or 4 beers.

Regular lagers, not light beers. In those kinds of situations I cut myself off after 1 beer or 1 drink of hard liquor.

[amitten]

36. How many does it usually take?

And is it only certain drinks?

I'm gathering data.

[Inchworm]

41. I'll need to check with an authority on this number

If I counted, I'd know when to stop.

[amitten]

42. Fair enough.

[Inchworm]

48. I have been informed that I am usually ready on demand

by the time I don't "perform" she is pretty buzzed too so has no idea what the number is either.

That was a lil hard to ask, funny stuffs though.

[Mutley]

47. More than a few drinks just makes me really tired

and thus pretty much uninterested in any romantic performance.

[amitten]

49. Kickin' for the weekend drunks. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

50. whiskey-dick?

[amitten]

55. Yeah. Or whatever-dick. n/t

[billyskank]

52. Worst sex ever was when drunk.

It was almost pointless.

Sober is much better. And I don't drink any more.

[amitten]

54. But, where's the tipping point?

Is buzzed okay, just not drunk?

Two drinks or twelve...?

[billyskank]

56. I don't know.

Okay, after one pint of beer, or a couple of glasses of wine, no problem. After six or seven pints of beer, not good. That has been my experience. I haven't done enough research to find out where the tipping point is.

Given that I haven't drunk alcohol now in like five years, the tipping point is probably very few drinks.

[BarenakedLady]

57. I have beer

[billyskank]

59. Are you trying to get me drunk?

You don't need to. I like you already.

[BarenakedLady]

60. Heehee

I was being silly.

People like me better when they are drunk usually.

[lost-in-nj]

58. I get friskier

and more open...

yup
ply me with alcohol..
to much though I do get tired......
but coaxing works




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