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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:45 PM
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Sending flower arrangements means that you're gay.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:47 PM
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1. GD is a font of wisdom and enlightenment in these dark times, is it not?
:snort:
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:48 PM
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2. Well if you send it to another guy...
:P
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:53 PM
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6. Isn't "Drunken Irishman" a redundancy??
:beer:
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:56 PM
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7. haha, truer words have never been spoken.
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:51 PM
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3. Especially if you send them to a public restroom stall. -n/t
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:51 PM
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4. Note to self: cancel raculk's flower arrangement.
I think it's time to change the name of GD to "WTF!"
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:51 PM
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12. what a good idea
seconded!
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:53 PM
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14. Cancelling my arrangement?
Does this mean you don't love me any more? But you told me we had something special!!!

:cry:













:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:11 PM
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25. I TRIED to tell you we had something special...
but you kept trying to gag me.

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:52 PM
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5. well, if you're a guy, and send an arrangement that looks like a giant flowery
set of cock and balls to another guy with "thinking about you" on the card...
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:59 PM
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8. Well I just learned in teh Lounge
That if you're a woman who is less than a size 8 you got that way by starving yourself and you're a dirty, ugly, whore.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:12 PM
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18. Wha hahahaha...
holy fuck.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 01:09 PM
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9. I'm surprised it took the lounge this long to figure it out.
Flowers are so gay.
:eyes:

Nice display of taking facts out of context, though.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:12 PM
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19. Which facts are you talking about?
I'm confused...
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:27 PM
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20. Of course you're confused. ya dumb redhead.
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 03:28 PM by Gormy Cuss
J/k! Don't hurt me!

The OP link was a story about the vast sweeping amounts of "gifts" Huckabee received while in office. The flowers sent by a businessman to Huckabee are described as arrangements for the governor's mansion, or special occasion arrangements sent to Huckabee's wife and they were only one of many gifts subsidizing the governor's lifestyle.

To leap to the conclusion that a man sending flowers to another man was a sign that Huckabee was gay is a rather creative interpretation.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:36 PM
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21. Hahah!
I get it now... thanks.

Ya dumb... person. I was gonna say "dumb guy" but I'm not sure! :P
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:56 PM
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23. ...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 04:04 PM
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24. Glad I didn't assume.
:)
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:24 PM
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10. See?!!! This is the kind of crap that drove me to swear off GD!
Bake
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:50 PM
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11. I sent flowers to my significant other....
but we're both guys and already gay... So what happens then? Is it like 2 negatives equaling a positive? Oh, CRAP- Am I straight now and don't even know it? Do I have to get rid of my porn collection and start all over again??? Is my pass card to all of the covert gay agenda meetings now invalid? Answers, Please!!!!!
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:52 PM
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13. Well, I don't know the answers to your questions.
But if you decide to get rid of that porn stash, call me!!!

:rofl:
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:04 PM
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15. sure....
unless I find someone who unknowingly sent flowers and became gay- then maybe we can arrange an even swap...

Maybe that's what happened to Mr. "I'm not gay" Larry Craig- He sent flowers to a man, and the memo from homo-headquarters hasn't reached him yet....
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:06 PM
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16. That brings up a confusing point
Yes, I got that lesson also. But if a husband sends his wife flowers...that means he's gay?

Jeez...they're recruiting themselves! Woo-hoo!
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:08 PM
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17. Well slap purple paint...
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 03:09 PM by AnneD
on my butt and call me a pansy.....my hubby and daughter are going to be so dissapointed when I break the news to them :spray:
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:52 PM
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22. or you won a bet for 5000 bucks. nt.
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:13 PM
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26. i was accused of being gay once for ordering a glass of merlot .... by my date!
she's not in the rotation much anymore, sad to say
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