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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:41 PM
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My evil vacuum cleaner just died.
It was eating my carpet when it suddenly expired. I'm glad. There will be no services. It will be unceremoniously dumped and cursed. May it rot in hell. Amen.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:49 PM
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1. Donate it to a vocational school that teaches
small appliance repair. Perhaps repairing it would be such a challenge that the one that manages to gets highest honors :D
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:49 PM
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2. reminds me of that south park episode...
"my mom says if I munch on this carpet that will make me a lesbian..."
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:53 PM
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3. ALL VACCUUM CLEANERS ARE EVIL!!! EEEEEEEVIL!!!!
I think I must be part dog
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:08 PM
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11. I know three who think vaccuum cleaners are evil...

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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:54 PM
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4. what brand?
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 01:13 PM
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6. It will now be referred to in the past tense.....
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 01:13 PM by zanne
It was a Kenmore canister vacuum, curse its' dark satanic heart.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 12:57 PM
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5. Was it...ill-tempered?
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 01:15 PM
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7. All vacuum cleaners are evil anyways.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 01:53 PM
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8. Yep, vacuum cleaners suck
sorry, just had to say that

:rofl:

The other problem, they can be expensive.

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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 01:55 PM
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9. Do not worry; an evil bathroom scale shall take its place.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 08:14 AM
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12. The bathroom scale was evil...
Long before the vacuum was evil.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 01:57 PM
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10. Time to celebrate!
Weeeee! No vacuum! Woohoo! ParTAY!

:party: :toast: :party:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 09:48 AM
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13. Whenever a vacuum cleaner dies, cats everywhere rejoice.
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