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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 09:56 AM
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Mary Carey's talent enhancements available on e-bay
O-kaaaay.

You loved them on the screen, now you can get them for your very own? :rofl:

Mary Carey, porn star who managed to make it into an event with bush once upon a time, is auctioning off old implants to raise $$ for breast cancer research.


http://abcnews.go.com/Health/OnCallPlus/story?id=399730...

Perhaps Ms Carey (like Alan Keyes, Newt Gingrich, and Ralph Nader) feels sorta left out during campaign years? If ya can't get attention as a pundit or throw yer hat into the ring....




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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:15 AM
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1. This thread is worthless without pics.
That is all.

Bake
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:42 AM
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6. Ya didn't click the link, did ya?
I refuse to clutter my photobucket account with someone who is (arguably) dumber than a bush

Don't yo have a free hand for link clicking?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:46 AM
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10. I know, it's a 4 page article
I'm sure getting a picture of her on each page never once crossed their minds.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 11:11 AM
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13. I did, but those weren't the kind of pics I was referring to ...
So yeah, I've got a free hand ... LOL

Bake
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Gen. Jack D. Ripper Donating Member (547 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:18 AM
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2. I'm not familiar with Ms. Carey's work
I'll have to "research" that later.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:47 PM
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19. If you are no friend to depthless pap, it is recommended that you do not.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:24 AM
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3. I thought Mary Carey's claim to fame was she was all natural
:shrug:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:44 AM
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8. Maybe she has a new publicist
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 10:44 AM by havocmom
who doesn't know that the previous publicist said?

Or, perhaps it is her brain that is all natural. Never been enhanced. Have you ever heard her being interviewed? My flyswatter makes more sense.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:33 AM
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4. Didn't she attend some Republican fundraisers? (pic inside as well)
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:40 AM
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5. Yep
much to the chagrin of many pols
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:44 AM
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7. I think she's been on Fox News several times, too
I wonder why?

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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:45 AM
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9. hey, maybe the bigger enhancements are to get her a permanent gig at FAUX?
:think:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:47 AM
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11. If she gets much bigger
she's going to have trouble walking upright.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 10:50 AM
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12. There is a reason some porn stars wear platform shoes
The shoes are weighted with lead

:rofl:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 01:46 PM
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14. always wondered about that
a lot of men like petite women, but when I went to some strip joints between marriages, all the women would walk around in these ridiculous platform shoes that would make them look much taller.



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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:17 PM
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15. Sorry folks- ID 10 T error
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 02:31 PM by SacredCow


But I will say "ewwwwww!" Wouldn't used breast implants be considered biohazardous?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:20 PM
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16. I hope you're joking
Mariah Carey the singer is not the same person as porn star Mary Carey.

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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:27 PM
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17. ROFLMAO!!!!!
OK- That's a sure sign it's time for me to go home and get drunk!

Stick a fork in me- I'm DONE for the week....

:beer:
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:45 PM
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18. Biohazardous?
Only if Ms. Carey is carrying something. And I would imagine the surgeon washed them in a disinfecting solution before giving them to her. The implants themselves are not inherently biohazardous.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 02:58 PM
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20. A number of agencies declare implants as biohazards after they've been removed...
Edited on Fri Dec-14-07 03:07 PM by SacredCow
There's legal grey area, but the going policy is usually that they're biohazards and inspected and/or destroyed after removal.

on edit- no doubt, that if a porn star claims ownership and request the return of them, they'd probably comply rather than risk the lawsuit.
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:06 PM
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21. That seems odd
Since they're not biohazardous before they're put in. So it would be Ms. Carey's tissue that's the biohazardous part. Which I would think would be pretty easy to clean off with Betadine or something.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:09 PM
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22. I used to do forensic work in a lab....
we had a case involving a failed implant screw, and we had to sign off that we knew the specimen was potentially biohazardous.

As with the implants, it's just erring on the side of caution, I guess. Regardless, good on her for donating the proceed to breast cancer research and all... but I can't imagine wanting to own something like that!
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:19 PM
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24. Agree on both counts!
$15,000 donation to research was a nice gesture.

I wonder too about who buys this stuff. Like that Golden Palace casino that bought the Vigin Mary grilled cheese sandwich (IIRC)

I mean, dang, $15,000 could probably buy you a few nights with Ms. Carey herself, new DDD implants and all. :shrug:
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 03:19 PM
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23. Just think of the guy who would actually buy those.
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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