And lo, there came unto them Phillip, called Punter.

[Tyler Durden]

And he was Lillian Wroth in his extremity.
Merrily, merrily he came unto them saying: Merrily, Merrily;
And he came. And he came unto the house of his father's mother's brother's servant saying, Where am I?
And there was none there to answer him, not even no one saying, Yea nowhere;
But in the land of reversible cups, and sanitary pedestals;
And he dwelt in that land a long time, like worms out of a hot cheese log.


From the book of Punter, Chapter one: "All we have to fear, is me."