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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 04:44 AM
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Why does the DU trombone exist? Can't women slide as easily as men?



copycat.

sorry.



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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 07:58 AM
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1. Trombone jokes
how can you tell a trombone player's kids on the playground?

they can't swing and dont know how to use the slide.



how do you get a trombone player off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.



whats the difference between a snake dead on the roadside and a trombone player dead on the roadside?

the snake may actually have been on his way to a gig.



what can you tell about trombone player in a rock band?

he must own the PA equipment.



what do you call a trombone player without a girlfriend?

homeless.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 08:05 AM
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2. Remember The Famous SNL Skit?
John Lovitz playing Albert Goldman and them explaining how he wrote those two nasty books about Elvis and John Lennon.

Goldman was the TROMBONE player in The Beatles. Elvis convinced John to kick him out because "he's terrible! He ruins the band!"

Utterly priceless sketch.
The Professor
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 08:37 AM
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4. The difference between a trombone and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut a trombone in half...

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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-14-07 08:26 AM
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3. 76 Tombstones in teh longue?
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