'tis the season to scared witless OF SANTA!!!

[underpants]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/holiday/sfl-scaredofsanta-ugc,0,7181908.ugcphotogallery

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Ironic, really.

[trof]

9. That easter Bunny looks like a pev.

And BTW, when did 'pev' become shorthand for perv?

[HERVEPA]

2. I was a Santa's helper back 35 years ago

Putting the kids on the lap so they could take the picture.
That's pretty much all most of the parents cared about. Didn't matter if the kid was crying, scared to death, as long as they got that picture!

[underpants]

4. Have you read "Holidays on Ice?"

by David Sedaris

Funny as hell-all about his working at Macy's as an "elf"




transformed into a stage performance

[HERVEPA]

12. No, but saw the show in New York.

It was excellent., but happy it was half price, as it was extremely short.

[SteppingRazor]

3. Whoa! At the link, I think I know the Santa in pic No. 8!

Weird.

[redqueen]

5. Awww why do people do that?

My kids don't want a picture with Santa so I don't force them. We even waited in line forfuckinEVER one year, and ended up there late, and rude $&#@s were saying shit about me having them out late (oooh the fuckin nerve)... and at the last minute they changed their minds! Ay! All that waiting, and the abuse... but still I wouldn't force them.

[SOteric]

6. Hey, I can relate.

I was frightened to death of Santa when I was young. Let's be real here, "He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good..." It's like god but with an annual judgement of your developing character.

[Lautremont]

7. 'tis indeed...

[TrogL]

8. Crashed my browser

I hate Santa.

...and clowns

...any anybody else with over-blown expressions.

[trof]

10. We used to starve our daughter into submission.

When it was time for the Santa pic she was putty in our hands.
Semi comatose.
It was much better than the beatings and no prob from the child advocate bizzybodies either.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
:-)

[CatWoman]

11. Won't you join my slaying tonight?

:)