MPT drinking game for Sunday?

[grasswire]

Bush will spend an hour with Tim Russert on Sunday. We need a drinking game.

Suggestions?

When Bush says "we're making good progress" take a drink.

When Bush says "If you know what I mean" take two drinks.

If he uses the word "fabulous" kiss the person on your right.

more...........?

[Droopy]

1. If Bush says "Weapons of mass destruction"

Drink a twelve pack.

You more than likely not going to hear that one.

[Jackhammer Jesus]

2. How could you forget?

One drink for each mention of "terra" or "terrists."

[Gman]

3. Gives a Texas good 'ol boy answer

One Lone Star beer bong. Pearl or Shiner will suffice if no Lone Star.

[peekaloo]

4. "I want the 'murkin people to know the truth"

do a revised scene from 'Network' and go to your window and scream, "Can you believe this stupid motherfucker thinks we're buying his bullshit?"

[DS1]

5. Every time someone on DU says he looks drunk

Drink!

[Loonman]

6. Drinking on 10:30 Sunday morning?

Freakin' alky.

[prolesunited]

7. Isn't that on Sunday MORNING?

Sorry. I'm going to be in church. O8)

[NicoleM]

8. Meet Press The?

MPT? Have you started drinking already?

;)