Well if you don't see me post

[lost-in-nj]

by about 10:00pm EST

send the troops
(well whats left of them)

to look for me.....

I'm going to the mall,
on a nice day, 2 1/2 weeks till Christmas....

:scared: :scared:


lost

[DarkTirade]

1. ... are you sure that you're properly armed and prepared?

[lost-in-nj]

3. Think so

comfy shoes: check

Credit cards: check

stick up my sleeve to push my way through the crowd better: check

grumpy growl perfected: check.....

am I missing anything???

lost

:hi: :hi:

[DarkTirade]

9. A well-trained but angry Doberman might help.

Although a well concealed taser or blackjack could be even better. If somebody's got something you want, just sneak up behind 'em and put out their lights.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear lost!

Take provisions!

And money!

And a flashlight and a change of clothes!

And...and...my mind fails me...

We'll keep the light on for you!

And of course we'll send out a search party for you!


Have a blast, sweetie!


:hug:

[lost-in-nj]

6. LOL

Thanks Peggy.....


I like the fact that there are restaurants with BARS strategically placed
through out the mall

:bounce: :bounce:

lost

[rug]

4. Keep your receipts visible at all times

and make no eye contact.

[lost-in-nj]

5. Damn forgot about the receipts....

I AM going to Best Buy......


hmmmmmmm


lost

[otherlander]

7. You're venturing into...

The Mall of Shopping? :scared:

Take this:


This:


And may Dog be with you. :patriot:

[Tektonik]

8. Remember the brass knuckles

Don't let anyone take the last toy or garment you want off the racks. :evilgrin:

The best tool is probably an ipod. That way no store clerk will ask you how you aredoing, etc :P

[SPKrazy]

10. Be Brave Lost!

and the troops will be on alert to rescue you if you aren't back by 10 EST

:patriot:

good shopping, and good luck

:hug:


blu

[lost-in-nj]

11. PHEW

I'm home.....

and here to tell you that HAPPY HOLIDAYS was the phrase of the day...

The people in the mall were actually well behaved.... we all got along....
but the people out on the road......
driving....


:scared: :scared: :scared:

I prayed a few times......


lost

oh yeah.. BROOKSTONE ROCKS!!!!

[SPKrazy]

13. Brookstone rocks

glad you survived the ordeal on the front lines of the war on xmas

:patriot:


I salute you and award you this badge of valor:



carry on


:hug:



;)


blu

[no name no slogan]

12. good luck

you are braver than I by far!

[Parche]

14. PPPFFFTTT Khadafi

:P :P :P :P :P :P


:hi:


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