Are you a Zuul the Gatekeeper or a Vinz Clortho the Keymaster?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: Are you a Zuul the Gatekeeper or a Vinz Clortho the Keymaster?

Zuul the Gatekeeper

or


Vinz Clortho the Keymaster



Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

[XemaSab]

1. "Do you want this body?"

:shrug:

[sasquatch]

2. "Holy shit, the landlord is going to be pissed"

[Nevilledog]

3. Well.....judging by my ringtone..I must be Zuul

http://www.frankcaliendo.com/index.php?page=downloads&subpage=cellPhoneRingers

listen to the RickMoranis01... that's my ring...LOL

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I've been sleeping above the covers, so I guess I'm a gatekeeper

[Lilith Velkor]

5. ZUUL

:headbang:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Zuul, baby.

Definitely Zuul.

Though my hair is better.

[XemaSab]

7. My hair's not.

:(

[Downtown Hound]

8. I am Gozer the Gozerian

Choose the form of the destructor!

[Deja Q]

9. A spandex wearing lady with a mullet and mistaken for Sheena Easton?

[ElboRuum]

14. The next time someone asks you if you are a god...

...YOU SAY YES!

[ElboRuum]

15. Oops.

Caught me thinking of my old Pez Dispenser, the Popeye one.

[CGowen]

10. Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography,

telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

[edbermac]

11. Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?

Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.

Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?

Librarian Alice: No.

Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

[ElboRuum]

12. Slimer... Derrr.

[ElboRuum]

13. No... Wait... Vigo. Vigo of the Infinite Sadness and Dental Cavities.

[MrCoffee]

16. I don't have to take this abuse from you...

I've got hundreds of people just dying to abuse me.

[Richardo]

17. My favorite running gag in that movie: The Keymaster was always getting locked out of his apartment

:rofl:

[KG]

18. last year i put on so much wieght, i was the Sta-Puft marshmellow man.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia

Wait for the sign. Then all prisoners will be released.

[XemaSab]

20. "Egon, you are a real humanitarian."

"I don't think he's human."

[kentauros]

21. "Nimble little minx, ain't she?"

Dr Ray Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.