Cop calls 911-"I think I've overdosed!"

[Union Thug]

Wow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY

[DS1]

1. We're dying !

:rofl:

Moran

[Union Thug]

2. "time is going really, really, really slow....!"

AHHHH!

[Deja Q]

7. Dang, for an illegal substance it sounds as if he was enjoying it...

[madeline_con]

10. Until the paranoia hit...

:smoke:

[Suich]

3. That's just pathetic!

:rofl:

[Drunken Irishman]

4. I snorted just about the time that woman anchor offscreen snorted.

That's fucking funny!

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. That is priceless

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

6. Allowed to resign... nice. At least he was allowed to leave on a high note...

:hide:

[Generic Brad]

16. Can I nominate you for a DUzy?

That was the funniest comment I have ever read on this site! :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deja Q]

17. Please do!

:D

(and thanks much!!)

[Deja Q]

21. Sadly, the OP nor anybody's response got a DUzy...

So I'm blipping this thread back onto the Lounge's page 1 again! :D

[madeline_con]

8. What a dumbass.

He should be charged with stupidity.

I think he' brain dead.

[Deja Q]

11. Well, that explains why he wanted to do marijuana...

:hide:

[Deja Q]

9. Try this video instead, it's bigger, longer, and not as badly cut:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4aVloVeqik&feature=related

One doesn't need to be high to see that's not Ann Coulter some 6 months pregnant...

[madeline_con]

13. Oh, No!!!!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

12. Here's the full 5 minute call!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0&feature=related

:hide:

[Union Thug]

14. wow, 5 minutes! Time is going really, really, really...s...l...o...w...

thanks for this..!

[Deja Q]

15. "My mother in law just got here too" he says after telling the 911 op the cops just passed his home!

Gee, now if that isn't a massive Freudian slip, what is?!

:wow:

Thank the OP; best post on DU ever! :rofl:

[Mojambo]

18. "What's the score in the Red Wings game?"

ROTFLMAO

[Deja Q]

19. AM kick because this thread is far more profound than coffee

:D

[Deja Q]

20. Evening kick because THAT was the best DU postever!!!!!

:D

[SPKrazy]

22. yeah

whoa nelly used to have that vid in her sig line

hilarious

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

23. Well who told Nelly to whoa? Keep it there!

:rofl:

[Madrone]

24. THAT is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

The snorting from the off camera news anchor was PRICELESS.

[distantearlywarning]

25. That's really really funny and really really sad.

I especially love the newscasters trying desperately to stifle giggles in the background.

I don't think anyone should be allowed to be a cop and be that ignorant about drugs. Sweet Jeebus, dude, you can't die of a marijuana overdose! At least not in the quantity you could reasonably bake into pot brownies.

"Time is going by really really really really slow!" :rofl:

Relax, chill out, open up a bag of Doritos and turn on the boob tube. Life will get better.

On edit: a quarter ounce in the brownies! That's a lot of pot, but you're not going to die. Back in the day I knew guys who smoked an ounce a day and were still functional. And his wife takes 5-6 Vicodin a day!