INTERIOR: DEATH STAR -- CONFERENCE ROOM.

[MrScorpio]

Yes.


Our scout ships have reached Dantooine. They found the
remains of a Rebel base, but they estimate that it has been deserted
for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the
surrounding systems.


She lied! She lied to us!


I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.


Terminate her...immediately!

[TK421]

1. I have some dirt on Tarkin, and it involves a particular bathroom stall

on a particular battle station...if you're interested

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. So at this point

Did Darth Vader know she was his daughter?

He was either not that clairvoyant, or even more twisted than we thought at the time.

[MrScorpio]

3. No, he didn't

That's the consensus so far

[northzax]

17. correct.

the Emperor, obviously, knew. But Vader is believed to have basically blocked out everything that Anakin knew and was. remember the scene from Jedi when Vader senses, from Luke, that he has a sister? it's the first he knew of it, and the beginning of his redemption.

[Lady Freedom]

19. Watch Star Wars III and you will have all your questions answered Padawan!

[baldguy]

4. Question - Just who voted for Tarkin as Governor?

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. Idaho?

Maybe Utah, but it had to be a Red State.

[baldguy]

9. Wyoming

I think it was Wyoming

[DarkTirade]

6. My favorite moment in Knights of the Old Republic...

when you're being interrogated, and they ask where the Jedi Enclave is. It's on Dantooine... and one of your options is to say, "Alderaan. It's on Alderaan." :)

[Dr. Strange]

7. Is this the part where Paul Atreides comes in and rescues the princess from the Cylons?

I LOVE that part!

[edbermac]

8. Govenor Tarkin was a FUCKING IDIOT!!

The last scene:

The Death Star is on the way to destroy the planet where the rebels are located. The rebels attack the Death Star but the Empire can't fire the Big Death Ray at the rebel planet because another planet is blocking it.

HEY SHITHEAD, WHY NOT JUST DESTROY THE PLANET BLOCKING THE REBEL BASE, THEN DESTROY THE REBEL PLANET AFTER THAT?

WHAT A FUCKING MORAN!! :grr:

[Aristus]

11. Blowing up a gas giant planet around which you are currently in orbit is way stupid.

It could destablize the entire planetary system. But you wouldn't notice, because your space station, which took nearly twenty years to build (aging technology, metal fatigue, etc.) and has at least one fatal flaw that we know of, would be sucked into the gravitational vortex created by the collapse of the planet you just blew up. Either that, or the Death Star would be incinerated by the flaming gasses of the exploding Yavin, provided the Turbo Laser was powerful enough to ignite them. I mean, we know the effect of the laser on terrestrial planets, but not gas giants...

[edbermac]

12. Stupid?? And who got blown up in the end?

Your Honor, I rest my case. :P

[ThoughtCriminal]

13. They have a battle staion capable of interstellar travel

but they can't fly around it?

[northzax]

18. well, this was the old Death Star (v 1.0)

maybe the laser took so much energy (remember it dimmed the lights?) that it could only fire every so often? we only ever saw it used once, (well, and a half) unlike v 2.0, which was used much more often, and required much less brouhaha to fire.

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Because it takes too long to reload the death ray

The ammo for that thing is HUGE! It's like a 3 trillion caliber!

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Hey! We have this conference room at 11:30!

You will have to take your brand marketing meeting elsewhere.

We reserved this in Outlook! Besides, all the other conference rooms are busy.

We will be here until at least noon.

*SIGH*...I wonder why we bother to book conference rooms at all. Come on, let's meet in my office.

[Aristus]

14. What do I do with all these doughnuts?

Vader can't eat them.


(The air-intake grating on his mask is tough to clean... )

[baldguy]

15. Look at that table.

No donuts, no coffee. Its no wonder the Imperials were so grumpy.

And you wouldn't want to see Vader eat anyway.

[Dr. Strange]

16. I agree! I find their lack of donuts...disturbing.

And don't get me started on the coffee!

[Lady Freedom]

20. Look take your Treky self and live long and prosper!

We have it now!!! really want to make something of it?