How do you deal with people who scream "Hitler!" every time they see you?

[otherlander]

:shrug:

[jgraz]

1. I start to think about updating my look

Whaddya think? Too dated?

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. I have no idea.

People say that I'm worse than Hitler, and I haven't figured out a reply to that either. People only like to judge from our smallest attributes, the ones that give them a thrill to consider themselves "better than".

Or are you referring to appearance? ;)

[Pierre.Suave]

3. I shoot them

[AlCzervik]

4. i think i must overdue for a facial waxing.

[trof]

5. I chalk it up to the Tourette's Syndrome.

[otherlander]

6. If Tourette's can be caused

by too much eyeliner and an excessive bleaching of the hair, then that might be it...
:think:

[trof]

8. Naw, I think that's the Bimbo Syndrome.

Or possibly BCD*.
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*Barbie Compulsive Disorder

[havocmom]

7. just lose the mustache

Things will improve.

[otherlander]

17. I don't have a mustache!

I'm a girl!

MEANIE!!!!
:cry:

:D

[AnneD]

22. Laser hair removal and....

update the wardrobe...Brown shirts are SOOOOOOO last season. And while you are at it....add some highlights. Takes years off your face. And perhaps a more flattering colour of lipstick and more updated accessories.

[SoxFan]

9. Nice post, Hi...oh, the hell with it

[Critters2]

10. I correct them and remind them how to spell and pronounce my name. Again. nt

[XemaSab]

11. Salute like a Nazi and bask in their adulation?

:shrug:

[qwertyMike]

12. Agreed

Salute and YELL at them in pidgin German

They'll run

[DarkTirade]

13. Well, first I'd either shave the damn mustache

or grow out a real one.

[qwertyMike]

14. Why

Do they do that?

[otherlander]

19. I have no idea

I don't even know their names. I think they're a year or two younger than me, and there's two of them, girls with identical bleached hair and identical voices- They've actually developed their own two-person dialect of English 0_0 - and they like to scream the word "Hitler".

But if I actually started yelling at them in German, they'd probably go away. Now I have to go learn some German.

[mitchum]

15. I tell them that I'm Ron Mael and this town ain't big enough for both of us

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. What if it's Russ who says it to you?

[mitchum]

26. I remind him that Mom always liked me best

[Aristus]

16. I shaved the toothbrush moustache and started parting my hair on the other side.

That did the trick. B-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I respond

[otherlander]

20. Then how does it smell?

[nomorenomore08]

21. Terrible! It reeks!

nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. ...

[skygazer]

25. I send 'em to a concentration camp

:P

[LostInAnomie]

27. Cock flog them.

Works every time.

[JVS]

28. HITLER

[otherlander]

30. STALIN

[Danger Mouse]

29. Grab them by the hair, start slamming their head into the wall.

When the wall breaks, I drag them to the nearest car, open the car door, insert head, and start slamming head in car door.
Continue until head of moron is reduced to a fine pulpy substance.