Parking lots need more fountains and feng shui kinds of shit.

[LaraMN]

I would like to spend more time loitering about my local grocery store/shopping center parking lot.
I cannot do this because the parking lot has no fountains, and makes me feel stress.

I am going to purchase this fountain and covertly install it in the parking lot, this weekend.
I will put it in the lot in front of Great Clips, even though Great Clips is trying to destroy the world, one haircut at a time.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Yeah, God forbid you use it to park a car...

[LaraMN]

2. Parking is for the singularly-focused and small-minded.

I am sorry you cannot see the vast potential of the parking lot.


:P

[EstimatedProphet]

3. It's also for people that have cars, and need to do something with them

What we really need is more drive-through businesses. If everything was a drive-through business we wouldn't need parking lots, so you could use them to display fountains and the people destroyed by haircuts.

[trof]

4. The famous Projectile Vomiting Pissing Chimps.

FABulous!

[DS1]

5. And they need to replace that broken bridge with a modern day colossus

where you drive up one leg and down the other

[LaraMN]

6. A fantastic idea in theory, except you KNOW that

teenagers would climb up there at night and do the nasty in the loin cloth/groin area.
The romance of that prospect would yield untold hoards of illegitimate spawn.

[DS1]

9. hey, a bird on that bridge shit on my boat

that's not bird shit, captain spooge

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. I'm having "I (Heart) Huckabees" flashbacks...

[billyskank]

8. Yes. Especially the kinds of fountains with statues pissing.

We love those. :bounce: