Anyone else want to run away and join the circus?

[KitchenWitch]

[Chovexani]

1. Me!!

I'll be the contortionist.

[KitchenWitch]

3. ...

[Chovexani]

7. No sex threads!

[KitchenWitch]

8. May I have another?

[Connonym]

2. only if it's a circus with no CLOWNS!

:shudder: How about the traveling freak show? I could run away and join that eh?

[KitchenWitch]

4. That works for me!

[mikeytherat]

31. "Freak Show" is soooo '70s - I prefer "Pageant of the Trans-mundane."

mikey_the_rat

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. YES!

Let's go....

Anyplace you like!

I need to be someplace else......

[KitchenWitch]

6. How about Vegas!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. That sounds perfect!

Being there would be such a fantasy!

[KitchenWitch]

14. And it is pretty much a circus in itself!

[fizzgig]

10. i'm game

when do we leave?

[KitchenWitch]

12. As soon as possible.

[huskerlaw]

11. You could take my cat

she's gone completely insane. I think she's thoroughly enjoy the flying trapeze!

[KitchenWitch]

13. OOOH Cat Circus!

[Jamastiene]

15. Something close to that...

I want to run away to that place in the desert ( I think it is Roswell) where they have an entire town dedicated to the UFO tourist/convention trade. There are tons of concession stands and shops that do nothing but sell alien/UFO souvenirs and the people always have their Freak on. I don't know why, but the last few days, that has been my new dream and goal in life. It seems possible, maybe even likely I could succeed at it too.

[KitchenWitch]

17. Hey, I could meet you there!

[Jamastiene]

26. It would be a blast, wouldn't it?

It just seems like my new recurring dream in life as of lately. I can't get it out of my head. It gets more romantic/Utopian by the minute.

[Gonzo Gardener]

16. Circus Circus Horse-A-Round Bar?

[KitchenWitch]

18. Why the hell not?

[Gonzo Gardener]

21. It was good enough for HS Thompson...

and besides getting dizzy drinking while going in circles, it's got the best view of...

[qwertyMike]

19. NO

They all smell like cabbage

[flvegan]

20. Um, sure. Just don't mind the video camera...

just taking innocent film of the elephants. That's all. No animal rights "loony" here or anything. Hey, look!! A monkey!!

[KitchenWitch]

22. LOL

Who do you think you are, Joe Francis?

[flvegan]

23. Um, yeah. "Elephants Gone Wild"

Yeah, that's the ticket. Show me your boobs, pachyderms.

Nothing else to see here, honest.

*whistles*

[KitchenWitch]

24. Just as long as you do not do to a virgin elephant

what Joe Francis is alleged to have done to that virgin teen.

[flvegan]

27. TBH, I'd like a dark alley meetup with Joe Francis.

I ran across his little crew here in Tampa a couple years ago at Gasparilla (our "Mardi Gras" so to speak). He and his were all total assclown dipshit fratboy wannabes. I watched them make lewd suggestions to girls around 14 years old.

Francis would get a cockpunch BEFORE he got the smack in the throat from me JUST because I wanted him to feel it.

[KitchenWitch]

28. I hear you loud and clear.

He is lower than pondscum in my book.

[Gonzo Gardener]

25. Keep your eye on the monkey!

[China_cat]

29. Been there, done that...almost.

Ran away with the carnival when I was 18.

[MissMillie]

30. sure

though I lost too much weight to be the fat lady

I guess I could drive the clown car...