Hey! Hey, guys!!

[SallyMander]

I'm, like, TOTALLY close to 1000 posts!

I have been spending way too much time here!!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. You can check out, but you can never leave.

Better make sure that your husband-to-be gets a DU account

[SallyMander]

5. I should talk him into it...

although then we might never talk to each other in real life!

[BarenakedLady]

2. n00b!

[SallyMander]

3. LOL!

I will get back to you when i hit 13439

[VenusRising]

4. I'm close to 5000.

And I've been here a year.

It's addictive.

[SallyMander]

6. Seriously!

It was slow, slow going until i discovered the Lounge... now i am hooked... this place is hilarious.

[VenusRising]

15. I'm glad you're here.

You add to the hilarity.

It's an added bonus that you and my husband work in the same building.

[SallyMander]

16. Aww thanks!

Would your hubby know what was going on if there were a strange woman roaming the 4th floor calling for "Mr VenusRising"?

[VenusRising]

26. LOL!

Call for Zodiak Ironfist. That's his DU nick.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Meh

Slacker.

I'm comin' up on 30,000. That's in just a couple weeks over three years, and I didn't post much during the first year.









Why am I bragging about this?

[VenusRising]

10. Because that's what post whores do!

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. I am not a post whore!

I'm a post gigolo.

[VenusRising]

32. What's that like...being post gigolo?

Is that some kind of weird new term for celibacy?

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Actually, it means

"old, wrinkled and broke."

[VenusRising]

34. That's no way to be.

Maybe you should go back to gigoloing?

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. I would, but

that's how I went broke.

[VenusRising]

37. You musta been doin' it wrong.

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. I followed Ruth Buzzi's lead

in this old "Laugh-In" sketch where she played a taxi dancer.



"Ten cents a dance..."



*dances*



"Thanks, mister. Here's your dime."

[VenusRising]

39. That was a bad lead to follow.

Try this...

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Oooo!

Where can I get a striped sports coat like that?

[VenusRising]

41. 1980.

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Lemme check my closet

I slept from 1980 until 1993, so...

[VenusRising]

43. I was in school.

1993 was my junior year.

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. Good thing I woke up when I did

Wouldna wanted to miss the Senior Frolics.

[VenusRising]

46. I looked so sweet and innocent.

I had everyone fooled.



I didn't look like a dope smokin' hippy rebel chick.

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. You looked exactly the same

[VenusRising]

51. Good genes, I guess.

[SallyMander]

55. And you get 1001 cuz you're GORGEOUS!

[VenusRising]

57. Awww.

Congratulations on the big milestone!!

[SallyMander]

59. delete

Ooops, totally replied in the wrong place

[VenusRising]

62. No, I haven't been there.

I hope you had something delicious + dessert.

[SallyMander]

63. It's a great spot!

Same owners as Betty's and Surly Girl, two other favorites.

(I don't know what is going on w/ my computer right now... i am having major issues! Maybe it's the two cocktails, and not the computer )

[VenusRising]

67. You should never let cocktails on your computer.

They are real troublemakers, they are.

[SallyMander]

69. LOL

SERIOUSLY, they can't type for shit!!!

[VenusRising]

73. But they do rack up the post count.

[SallyMander]

60. dupe

oops again

[SallyMander]

61. Thanks!

And to you and Oedi for keeping my thread alive while i was at dinner! (At Tip Top by the way, have you been there??)

[redqueen]

8. I'm not gonna say anything.

Which... considering... is quite a shock.

[SallyMander]

9. ?

???

[redqueen]

11. Ohhhh... nothing.

Congrats on your upcoming thousandth post.

[SallyMander]

13. Do "this is my Xth post" posts tick you off?

It's ok, you can tell me

[redqueen]

14. Gosh no!

pssst - check your PMs

[Guava Jelly]

12. Run fast....It only gets worse!!

And pre-congrats!!

[SallyMander]

19. As is apparent by many post counts around here!

Thanks! Maybe i'll crack a beer to celebrate

[stuntcat]

17. par-tay!

[SallyMander]

20. OK, that's just adorable

[SPKrazy]

18. Well congrats!

welcome to the machine

[SallyMander]

23. Thanks SPK

i will do my small part to keep the Lounge totally ridiculous

[ThomCat]

21. Way too much time?

You're only approaching your first thousand. Pshaw!

[SallyMander]

22. Alright, Mr. 18 Grand

[lost-in-nj]

24. 5 MORE!!!

answer this and its 4!!!!!



CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!



lost

[SallyMander]

25. Oh man

i feel like i should say sometime profound -- i'm totally gonna choke!!!

[SallyMander]

27. Going out to dinner

I know you will all be DYING WITH SUSPENSE about the brilliant 1000th post coming up!

[lizziegrace]

28. You're leaving with only 2 to go??

You're cruel...

[SPKrazy]

29. TEASE!!!!!!

[SallyMander]

50. lizziegrace gets #999

cuz she's the first DUer to ever send me a PM

[lizziegrace]

81. I'm honored

[lost-in-nj]

30. COME ON

2 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!


lost

[Hotler]

36. Damn! You bet me. I'm thinking I'll...

break a thousand before the end of the year.

[SPKrazy]

45. DAMMIT POST!!!!

OR I'LL BLOW UP



the suspense is killing me you turd!!!!!

[RetroLounge]

47. oooh, reply here!

RL

[Joe Fields]

48. I will validate you.

[supernova]

52. One more to go!!

Come on, SallyMander!!

[zingaro]

53. I think I'm jealous.

I feel like I post all the time and I haven't even hit 700. Sheesh.

[SallyMander]

54. OK HERE IT IS!!!!

HUGS TO YOU ALL!!!

[SPKrazy]

56. YAYYY!!!!!!:

[SallyMander]

58. :-)

Also my very first lolcat.

Hope you are having a great night SPK!

[VenusRising]

64. w00t!!!!

[SallyMander]

68. I feel that i have finally joined the ranks

of a real DUer!

Also just realized i had like 3 browsers opened... maybe that explains my previous issues...

[stuntcat]

65. You DID IT!

I knew it would happen!

[SallyMander]

66. Thanks!

BTW i just looked at your profile, and your comment is perhaps the best thing i've ever seen!!!

[stuntcat]

72. to our mutual Rockage!

[SallyMander]

74. This calls for a

or maybe two

[ThomCat]

78. Congratulations!

Here's to your next thousand.

[SallyMander]

79. Thanks ThomCat!

Hope you're having a great night!

[CreekDog]

70. wow you made it. good job.

1008. took me four years.

[SallyMander]

71. Thanks CreekDog!

There is a good probability that your posts were of higher quality than mine!

[CreekDog]

77. doubtful!

i mean for instance, just tonight...my posts...all crap

[GoddessOfGuinness]

75. WooHoo!!!

Congrats!

[SallyMander]

76. I LOVE IT!!!

That is one ferocious 'mander!!!

What a great 1000th post present!

[stuntcat]

80. *gasp*

[applegrove]

82. Congrats!

[SallyMander]

83. Thanks applegrove!

This whole thread just has me tickled pink!!