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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:37 PM
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Jury rejects 'small penis' claim
A MAN failed to convince a jury today that his penis was too small for him to be a flasher.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood for him to expose himself to women - and showed the jury PHOTOS to prove it.

But the six women and six men at Teesside Crown Court convicted him of seven counts of outraging public decency.

During the three-day trial, the married dad-of-two told the court: It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife.

I wouldnt want myself to be seen in public like that.

My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average.

He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife last week to prove his claims.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article519853...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:38 PM
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1. I'm getting really tired of these billyskank Christmas threads
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:18 PM
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14. !
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:30 PM
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15. no
!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:39 PM
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2. "We the jury, find that your dick is enormous." I'd take the sentence they give me
just for that.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:20 PM
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27. GUILTY AS CHARGED! eom
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:42 PM
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3. I guess he got the last laugh before they cuffed him and stuffed him.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:43 PM
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4. this thread is hilarious
:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:43 PM
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5. It would have been even better if he had gone to court wearing a flasher's mac
and during his testimony, declared that he couldn't be a flasher because his penis was too small - -

LOOK!!!

(screams)

:o :scared: :o :scared: :o :scared: :o :scared: :o
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:25 PM
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31. OMFG I am going to start writing that TONIGHT
:7
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:45 PM
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6. That's rather big of him to admit that
sorry, even if it were true, I don't think I'd offer that as my defense.

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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:47 PM
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7. Justice really is blind.
:shrug:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:16 PM
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25. ??? It appears that Justice has been spanking the baloney too much...
:rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:48 PM
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8. They should have declared a mistrial
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 01:48 PM by KamaAina
the evidence wouldn't hold up in court. :evilgrin:

edit: head, um, header
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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:49 PM
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9. ..a clever way to expose himself in court...with photographs!!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:25 PM
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32. yup i was gonna say, he's into that kind of thing
:eyes:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:50 PM
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10. Wow.
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 01:50 PM by redqueen
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:50 PM
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11. "My Penis Is So Small I'm Embarrassed To Show It To Anyone!...Here, Have A Look!"
There's definitely some inconsistency there. :rofl:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:31 PM
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16. good point
:rofl:
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:52 PM
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19. LOL!
It's funny because it's true!
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:57 PM
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12. So, just who WAS that guy whacking off in his window?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:01 PM
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13. The Phantom Spritzer
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:44 PM
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17. poke to the top
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:46 PM
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18. ok, this thread is useless....
where are the gd'd pics?
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:00 PM
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20. I suppose it was a hung jury.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:01 PM
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22. pffftttt!
:spray:

:thumbsup:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:01 PM
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21. This case should have been taken to small claims court
but they would probably throw it out due to lack of evidence.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 08:06 AM
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37. "The eveidence would not stand up in court."
mikey_the_rat
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:02 PM
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23. Wasn't this the plot
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 09:06 PM by FloridaJudy
Of a "Practice" episode?

edited to add:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:12 PM
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24. Kind of a catch-22 situation, isn't it?
:hide:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:18 PM
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26. Yeah, if he'd one, he wouldn't have gotten a big head over it!
:rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:23 PM
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28. The petit jury can tell these things.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:20 PM
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29. Talk about legal briefs!











:yoiks:
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:22 PM
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30. He flashed the jury with pictures of himself
Michael Carney is a twisted genius!
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:01 PM
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34. That's what I was thinking too

Clever guy.


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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:55 PM
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33. And if the camera adds ten pounds...
Perhaps he was in the pool?
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 04:14 AM
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35. The jury rules "It a grower, not a shower" n/t
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 08:24 AM
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38. heh
good phrase
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 04:15 AM
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36. I hope to someday be charged with "outraging public decency".
Can you imagine sitting in prison, and your cellmate asks "what are you in for?". :rofl:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 08:28 AM
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39. Does the jury know about shrinkage?
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