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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:11 PM
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Britney's "Fantasy Room"..."white couches with hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog"


A secret sex room? Feces-smeared couches? Another baby on the way? You can bet Kevin Federline and his lawyers are bound to take a keen interest in Star magazine's latest claims about his ex, Britney Spears. The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star's Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. (Please, hold your shudders until the end.) The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an "insider" who stumbled into the den of sin.

"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction. "Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.

Perhaps K-Fed knows that; they did make two babies. But his legal team, which scours the tabloid media for new evidence of maternal incompetence, is possibly less familiar with the claim that Brit leaves some of her sex toys out in the living room. When and if she regains custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 14 months, Federline may not be tickled about them finding her ticklers.

Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/rush_molloy/index.htm...
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:37 PM
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1. Hey, that fantasy room sounds fun.
Maybe I'm just that kinky, but I don't see anything wrong with it...there's a lot worse things people could be trashing her for. I wish I could afford to have a room like that. :P

Poo-covered couches, though? Gross.
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:47 PM
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2. What you said.
:thumbsup:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:48 PM
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3. I'm wondering why ANYONE, even someone with all her money
would have white couches with two babies? I just got new white couches for my living room, but my kids are far, far removed from diapers.

Oh, and I will taser them if they sit on them. :bounce:
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:05 PM
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6. That's cause despite all the money, Britney is still trashy
Money doesn't buy class, taste or sense.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:23 PM
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7. Yeah, but the effort required to keep white couches clean with
babies is beyond my capabilities, that's for sure.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:41 PM
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8. LOL
And unlike Britney, you can actually take care of your stuff. :P
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AutumnMist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:49 PM
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4. I think in our life as long as we live
our bedroom should be no ones business but our own. As long as its safe and consensual. So what if she likes kink over whatever is out there? How many people right now live the same life and don't have it splashed all over CNN and Fox news. I could care less how she has sex. And house keeping? Yes, she has the money to hire people to keep it spotless. But the rest of us? If I was dragged into court for a kid stain or a pet stain? Good grief! How ridiculous can you be? A health hazard? I am so sick of the sensational crap on our so called "news" channels now. :freak:
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:50 PM
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5. A Cinderella outfit? That's hot!
:silly:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 06:46 PM
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9. Brit, Mar didn't even like her nose
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