I want a bumper sticker that will piss off freepers...any suggestions?

[driver8]

I really want to watch their heads explode!

[zanne]

1. How about....

"If you can read this, you're not a Republican".

[Ahpook]

17. That would do it....

[NewJeffCT]

2. I think, therefore I'm liberal

Or, I think therefore I vote Democratic.

[Rambis]

3. Proud Liberal

I have that with the flag on the back of the minivan- I have a T-shirt as well- I also have Public Education is Democracy, My family values are clean air and clean water, If you are not furious you are not paying attention, Bush deserves a fair trial and a Dem underground sticker. I used to get the finger and what I can only assume is a W hand sign. Three upside down fingers? I usually give them the two finger salute!

[Phillycat]

4. Mine is "Proud to be an East Coast Liberal Elitist".

I had it custom made.

[texas1928]

5. Get the one that says

"So, A blow job isn't so bad, is it?"

[DS1]

6. Fuck you, Freepers

[FloridaJudy]

7. This one works for me.

A ton more available at: http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/home/bumperstickers.html

[driver8]

8. Ha Ha -- I love that one!! n/t

[SoxFan]

9. Plenty of ways

[China_cat]

10. The rapture happened last Tuesday.

But our license plate tends to piss them off without any stickers.

SC "In Reason We Trust"

[Deep13]

11. You're pro-life? That's fine. ...

...Now get one and stay out of mine!

[EstimatedProphet]

12. How about "Freepers ar retardies!!!11!!"

[HughBeaumont]

13. I think this one works for me:

"If You Voted for Bush Twice, Get off My Fucking Planet."

[underpants]

14. Don't blame the people, we voted for Gore

[driver8]

16. I really like that one. I can hear the responses now -- "Get over it!" n/t

[ChickMagic]

15. There's one I've seen

and I think American Atheists might sell it:

Religion stops a thinking mind

It's done in the style of theirs: "Abortion stops a beating heart"

[DarkTirade]

18. I saw one a couple weeks ago that I thought was frikkin' hilarious.

Aimed towards fundies rather than freepers, but there's a lot of overlap there.

It simply said: Zeus is god. Read the Illiad.

[eeyore]

19. Jesus was a Black Jewish Hippie!

n/t

[driver8]

22. Ha Ha -- that is really funny!! n/t

[Roon]

30. No....

It's "Jesus was a Black,Jewish,Lesbian,Hippie!

[MrCoffee]

20. i want one that says

"Your Website Looks Like Shit"

[driver8]

24. How true -- that website is a clusterfuck! n/t

[racaulk]

33. Seriously!

With the lack of nesting in the discussion boards, it's next to impossible to tell who is talking to whom or to follow a conversation at all. Not to mention that the site hasn't been updated in a looooong time, if ever. It really looks like a third grader designed that page...no offense to third graders.

[Hand]

50. You mean "Seriesly!111!!11" nt

[CreekDog]

21. The rapture already happened: If you were a real Christian you would be with God now

disclaimer: I'm a Christian that doesn't believe in the rapture.

[LSK]

23. Find WMD yet?

[ronnykmarshall]

25. If You Read This - I Just Turned You and Your Kids Gay

[Fire Walk With Me]

41. .

[Toasterlad]

42. I LOVE That!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

52. You're the best, Ronny.

Edit: no donor, no smilies.

[hunter]

26. Piss on a Bush/Cheney sticker

http://www.stickit2u.com/store/page10.html

It's really funny if you put it over someone else's Bush/Cheney sticker.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

27. Here's one....

"vote Republican, it's easier than thinking"

[One_Life_To_Give]

28. Our God is Not Dead, Sorry to Hear about yours.

It's Jewish and should be just the thing to put Evangelicals over the edge.

[Initech]

29. I like this one:

"It's OK. I wasn't using my civil liberties anyways."

[unsavedtrash]

31. Betty Bowers can help.

http://www.cafepress.com/bettybowers/52353

[driver8]

39. Oh yeah -- that's what I was looking for!!

I'm adding that website to my favorites!!

[AllegroRondo]

48. oh! I love this one!

http://www.cafepress.com/bettybowers.56982999

[racaulk]

32. "Of course it hurts! You're getting screwed by an elephant!"

[Bossy Monkey]

34. Anything pro-Hillary ought to do it

I've found a lot of "It takes a Clinton to clean up after a Bush" (sometimes with "always" after "It") stickers, but the designs all suck. Still, if all you want is to see heads explode, they'll do and it's an easy Google search.

[hellbound-liberal]

35. How about this one:

[hunter]

36. It's greased with republicans too.

The devil is not wasteful of the souls he buys.

[VenusRising]

37. I don't really think this way, but...

Save the Earth. Kill a fetus.

[Contrary1]

38. This one ought to do the trick:

*** CLINTON / STREISAND '08 ***

[driver8]

40. That might piss off some Dems, too!! n/t

[Drum]

43. I use this one:

[liberalhistorian]

44. Well, how about some of these that

I saw yesterday in a shop in Sheridan, WY, of all places:

If God had wanted us to vote Republican, he'd have made us all Rich!

Vote Republican: The other votes don't count, anyway!

You say War President like it's a good thing!

The only Bush I trust is my own!

There were others, I'll have to think of them, though.

[CreekDog]

46. That last one seems weird for a bumper sticker:

"There were others, I'll have to think of them, though."

It's like an inside joke or something.

[begin_within]

45. Here's one

[Joe Fields]

47. How's this? "Piss off, freeper!"

[Taverner]

49. "People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs"

[MissMillie]

51. got one

Please be personally responsible for your own religion. Don't involve the government.

[BlueIris]

53. 'Kay, I went looking for stickers mean enough to make the freepers implode, and

just wound up getting really, really mad at "our" people.

Sorry to bring Teh Series to this thread, but—it's not about stickers, man.

[mikeytherat]

54. Gun-toting, church-going, meat-eating, six-figure DEMOCRAT

mikey_the_rat

[Tuesday Afternoon]

55. perhaps a tad too subtle -- but, I like:

Freepers are people too
God Bless Them!

[caty]

56. "It doesn't take religion to love,

it takes guts."