Any of you guys find $30? I dropped it outside.

[Midlodemocrat]

I need it to put in the Little Sisters of the Poor box at Church.

TIA.

[madinmaryland]

1. Thanks for 9.6 gallons of gasoline!

[Critters2]

2. That was supposed to be a road trip for the nuns!!

Cretin.

[flvegan]

3. $30?

You live in a mcmansion, drive a pimped up minivan, have a pool filled with cabernet, yet you can only scrounge $30 for your church charity.

Jesus, I remember when this was a progressive website.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I gave the Salvation Army guy a dollar yesterday at WalMart.

How's that? Plus, I wished him a Merry Christmas.

And, I CAN'T WAIT for you to come up here and see the 'McMansion'.

[LeftyMom]

8. Yeah, buy they hate gay people. And pagans.

You'd know that if you weren't a drunken, mini-van driving (probably both at once, boozer!) freeper.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Well, after I went to WalMart, I went to Barnes and Noble

Does that get any progressive cred? Bought the new Real Simple Magazine, had an eggnog latte while I waited to pick up the PITA, I mean, BabyMidlo and her gaggle of friends at the movies.

And, now, I'm done working for the day. Taught two classes and out.

[LeftyMom]

12. So you hate breastfeeding (Real Simple) cows, chickens and coffee farmers (the eggnog latte.)

Keep digging, Amin.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Real Simple hates breasts? Who knew?

I only bought it for the part about throwing an effortless Christmas Party.

[LeftyMom]

20. They did an article saying that bfing was a waste of time and bottlefeeding had no consequences.

They suck. A real liberal would know that.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Better return it to WalMart, then.

BTW, I got a copy of Children of Men last night. Can't wait to watch it.

[flvegan]

14. Can't wait to move in there with my betrothed.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. You might want to talk to her. She's making noise about

painting her room again. That never ends well.

[flvegan]

17. I let her do whatever she wants.

That's why she <3 me.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Better talk to matcom about that.

Oh, and check your PM.

[flvegan]

19. Will do.

And did. Alas, there's nothing there.

[MrCoffee]

4. i found two $15 bills...i'll send them to you.

[underpants]

6. Lose any chicken fat?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Midlodemocrat]

7. HAHAHA.

I stay away from that part of the state. Too much riff raff.

[sniffa]

10. and what about the homeless?

you sicken me.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. It was for the Little Sisters of the Poor, you bastid.

Unlike some people who buy meth with their 'found' (read - stolen) cash.

[sniffa]

29. but the sisters don't help people like me

what are you doing for people like me!!?

[rocktivity]

11. If the bills were wrapped in a rubber band, I found it

the rubber band, that is.


rocknation

[SOteric]

22. What caused you to drop it?

Was there a flasher with a very small penis hanging around at the time?


Enquiring minds and alla dat....

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Well, it LOOKED like a penis, only smaller.

How are you, my friend?

[SOteric]

27. Eh. Too much work and I've had that hideous cold that's been going 'round.

Time for some Garlic Soup, no doubt. Extra strength.

How 'bout you?

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Same here. And the kids are sick, which sucks.

Endless sniffles and coughs it seems. The weather has been up and down which no doubt doesn't help. First the heat is on, then the windows are open.

Last year, it never got really, really cold and I swear some of the germs never died off, as well as some of the bugs. There were ants around forever this summer. It sucked.

[sasquatch]

23. "I need it to put in the Little Sisters of the Poor box at Church. "

Sure you do!

[Beer Snob-50]

25. i would use it for a lap dance

or at least a good beer or two with a burger.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. If it was a single bill, I found it.

[SoCalDem]

30. Let's see.. that was TWO $15 bills, right??