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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:48 AM
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Neo-Con Bumper Stickers - post your faves.
Seen this morning:

I neutered my cat. Now he's a liberal. :eyes:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:50 AM
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1. Annoy a liberal. Work hard and be happy.
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 08:50 AM by PeterU
Because, you know, apparently us liberals don't work for livings. :sarcasm:

When's your next welfare check coming in? Gotta cash those food stamps while I laugh at the check-out girl, working for a living!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:45 PM
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58. My counter to that one:
"Annoy a conservative - use logic and reason."

OR:

"Annoy a conservative - use big words."
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:21 AM
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2. Bush/Cheney-04 Restoring Honesty and Integrity to Government
:wow:

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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:38 AM
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4. I saw one Bush campaign sticker during the 04 election
It read:

"Bush is Real"

To which it should be added, so is smallpox.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:45 PM
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42. !
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:26 AM
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3. Classic Freeper stupidity here
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:06 AM
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9. Wow.
"News" is an unbiased, adjective-lacking, undramatic presentation of facts leaving viewers the room to decide for themselves.

Democrats don't hate Fox news. We're afraid of the Kool-Aid Fox supporters praise and guzzle with pride.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:41 AM
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5. Big pic of Uncle Sam...
with the text "I WANT YOU to speak English or GET OUT!"
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:45 AM
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6. Reminds me of "Will The Last American Leaving Garden Grove Please Take the Flag?"
Popular in Orange County, CA, in the 1980s. Vietnamese and Cambodian people moved into Garden Grove, Stanton, Westminster, and other nearby cities in droves. Little Saigon sprung up in Westminster.

Xenophobia is still alive & well behind the Orange Curtain.
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:58 AM
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8. Oh yeah it is!
And so are the koolaid drinkers, Bushbots
and uber- Repubs.

;(
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:55 AM
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7. I see this "winner" in OC.
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 09:55 AM by Kajsa



Obviously these people have LOTS of experience
in applying for public assistance.

:sarcasm:
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:09 AM
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10. "First, it's gay marriage....."
"Then, it's Cannibalism"

To which, I can only say :wtf: I mean REALLY- I'd never eat a republican. :puke:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:44 AM
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13. "You want Teflon with that slope?"
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:16 AM
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20. You actually saw that?
that's an unusual one- open to lots of interpretations...
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:18 AM
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21. No no
I'm replying to the bumpers ticker itself :P
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:32 AM
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29. LOL... That makes more sense!
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 11:32 AM by SacredCow
I was wondering... :hi:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:52 AM
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32. sure they weren't making fun of Santorum?
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:55 AM
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35. Doubtful...
And I've since seen that slogan on Cafepress in their "conservative" category....
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:57 AM
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36. is there one that says "Gay Marriage - how is our love your business? "
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 12:00 PM by tigereye
If there isn't, there should be,


I've never understood all the ranting and raving about stuff that's not other people's business, anyway.


Or "Abortion, it's not your business, either. " ;)



(edited to note: theses are proposed lefty/liberal bumper stickers.)
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:43 PM
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41. Well, if they don't have it, you can certainly have them made....
I've purchased a few stickers from cafepress, but I've never submitted a slogan for production...
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Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:25 AM
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11. "INVADE IRAQ, THEN INVADE FRANCE"
on his oversized freeper pick-up.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:34 AM
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12. Here's another one...


That's actually a pretty easy answer.

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:53 AM
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33. they seem to have forgotten that Dems were voted in handily because of
Bush's crappy war.... and policies, and jingoism...
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:08 PM
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38. that's actually a good liberal sticker
but they're too stupid to realize that's free publicity for us
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:47 AM
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14. "If Vince Foster had had a gun he would still be alive."
:banghead:

That and



:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:07 AM
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18. That reminds me of an old cowboy joke from high school...
"why do cowboys always have their names on their belts?"

"so they know who they're fucking."



I grew up in Denver, and from personal experience, there ain't nothing stupider than a cowboy.

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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:39 AM
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30. He did have a gun. Assholes. n/t
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sagetea Donating Member (471 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:02 PM
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37. ech...
I hate that one. I see it all the time where I live and every time I see it I do a mini puke in my mouth!!
I also see one around town that sez, "Abort democratic babies" sick sick these people are!!!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:47 AM
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15. Speaking of cats, how is your brood doing?
:hi:

any pics?

:)
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:54 AM
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34. Plentiful and happy. Most of the time. How's yours?
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 11:55 AM by bertha katzenengel
We're treating Harry's ruptured ear drum. No idea how it happened. :(

These two were born April 6:
O'Malley & Miranda (this is begging for a caption)


Miranda



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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:47 PM
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46. ALERT!!
CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!! :loveya:

I'm having a real problem with my cats spraying. 3 of them (I suspect) are doing it, and I don't know what to do!!! :cry:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:45 PM
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59. Do you have a new feline addition? A household upheaval?
Well, the why isn't as important as the solution... :hug:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:04 PM
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49. OMG!!!!
did we get cats from the same litter? that could be a picture of my two new cats (oreo and leo)
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:46 PM
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60. I planned it that way.
;)
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:58 AM
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16. Posted the other day . . . this is a bad one . . .
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:02 AM
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17. One one side of the pickup's bumper: "Got Jesus?" On the other side:
"Got Ammo?"
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:08 AM
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19. Fred Thompson 08. LOL nt
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:19 AM
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22. Bush/Cheney '08
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:23 AM
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23. You actually saw that? n/t
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:31 AM
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28. Yes, I actually saw that
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:40 PM
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45. King George!


This one's for real too.

I bet these assholes would love a dictatorship.
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:24 AM
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24. Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Hitler?
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:26 AM
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25. A co-worker has this one up in their cube...
"This is one nation under God...or get your ass out!"
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:38 PM
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40. Oh, those crazy Christians...they are so warm and friendly.
Fucking hypocrites.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:47 PM
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43. What are you blathering about?
:shrug:
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:15 PM
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44. Am I blathering? I tend to do that...
I was just commenting on the bumper sticker "One nation under God, or get your ass out!"

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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:10 PM
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50. I know, but where do Christians fit into that?
Doesn't necessarily refer to them, and certainly not ALL of them.

When you assume, you make an ass and ume.

:hi:
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:18 PM
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51. You are right.
I commented before engaging my brain... :hi:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:21 PM
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52. I like you
:pals:
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:39 PM
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54. Thanks...
I have learned one very important thing in my life -- admitting when you are wrong is actually quite easy!!

:)
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:51 PM
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63. If I'm ever wrong, I'm going to remember that advice!
:thumbsup:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:38 PM
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53. Yeah, like the hindus are the ones pushing this crap in the US?
Come on, you're taking deniability to a rediculous extreme. We all know that it's the fundamentalist CHRISTIANS who are pushing to make this a CHRISTIAN nation.

When you go to stupid extremes to defend christianity you make an ass of yourself.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:41 PM
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55. ThomCat -- I like your style.
:toast:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:43 PM
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56. .
Thank you, thank you.

A bit blunt, but I call it like I see it. :)
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:44 PM
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57. I'm particularly low-tolerance on rightwing Xtianity today, so you're speaking my language.
:)
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:51 PM
Response to Reply #25
47. Nice...the name of God and a swear word
in the same sentence! God would be so proud!
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Bravo Zulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:28 AM
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26. Invade Iraq! *'s honor is at stake.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:28 AM
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27. I always liked "Bush/Cheney - America's Farm Team"
Umm, they do know that the farm team is the players who aren't ready for the majors, right? It kind of undermines the message...
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:41 AM
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31. The Power of Pride
WTF does that mean? Isn't that a deadly sin? Doesn't pride cometh before a fall?
How about the Power of Gluttony? I could get behind a power of Lust campaign.
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Dulcinea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:13 PM
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39. "Happiness is a President with character."
Maybe we'll get one next time.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:55 PM
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48. I saw two last night
on the same car.

I can't remember them verbatim but it was Abortion: The ultimate child abuse, and something like it's hypocritical to be pro-abortion because you are already born or something equally nonsensical.

:eyes:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:48 PM
Response to Reply #48
62. and then there's "Thank God My Parents Were Pro-Life"
:wtf: talk about nonsensical
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 02:47 PM
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61. Mine:
"Dear God

Why do you allow violence in school?

- Concerned Student

Dear Concerned Student

I'm not allowed in school.

- God"

:eyes: :banghead:
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