Neo-Con Bumper Stickers - post your faves.

[bertha katzenengel]

Seen this morning:

I neutered my cat. Now he's a liberal.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Annoy a liberal. Work hard and be happy.

Because, you know, apparently us liberals don't work for livings.

When's your next welfare check coming in? Gotta cash those food stamps while I laugh at the check-out girl, working for a living!

[Initech]

58. My counter to that one:

"Annoy a conservative - use logic and reason."

OR:

"Annoy a conservative - use big words."

[madinmaryland]

2. Bush/Cheney-04 Restoring Honesty and Integrity to Government

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. I saw one Bush campaign sticker during the 04 election

It read:

"Bush is Real"

To which it should be added, so is smallpox.

[Critters2]

42. !

[Kucinich4America]

3. Classic Freeper stupidity here

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Wow.

"News" is an unbiased, adjective-lacking, undramatic presentation of facts leaving viewers the room to decide for themselves.

Democrats don't hate Fox news. We're afraid of the Kool-Aid Fox supporters praise and guzzle with pride.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Big pic of Uncle Sam...

with the text "I WANT YOU to speak English or GET OUT!"

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Reminds me of "Will The Last American Leaving Garden Grove Please Take the Flag?"

Popular in Orange County, CA, in the 1980s. Vietnamese and Cambodian people moved into Garden Grove, Stanton, Westminster, and other nearby cities in droves. Little Saigon sprung up in Westminster.

Xenophobia is still alive & well behind the Orange Curtain.

[Kajsa]

8. Oh yeah it is!

And so are the koolaid drinkers, Bushbots
and uber- Repubs.

[Kajsa]

7. I see this "winner" in OC.

Obviously these people have LOTS of experience
in applying for public assistance.

[SacredCow]

10. "First, it's gay marriage....."

"Then, it's Cannibalism"

To which, I can only say I mean REALLY- I'd never eat a republican.

[sakabatou]

13. "You want Teflon with that slope?"

[SacredCow]

20. You actually saw that?

that's an unusual one- open to lots of interpretations...

[sakabatou]

21. No no

I'm replying to the bumpers ticker itself

[SacredCow]

29. LOL... That makes more sense!

I was wondering...

[tigereye]

32. sure they weren't making fun of Santorum?

[SacredCow]

35. Doubtful...

And I've since seen that slogan on Cafepress in their "conservative" category....

[tigereye]

36. is there one that says "Gay Marriage - how is our love your business? "

If there isn't, there should be,


I've never understood all the ranting and raving about stuff that's not other people's business, anyway.


Or "Abortion, it's not your business, either. "



(edited to note: theses are proposed lefty/liberal bumper stickers.)

[SacredCow]

41. Well, if they don't have it, you can certainly have them made....

I've purchased a few stickers from cafepress, but I've never submitted a slogan for production...

[Jimbo S]

11. "INVADE IRAQ, THEN INVADE FRANCE"

on his oversized freeper pick-up.

[madinmaryland]

12. Here's another one...

That's actually a pretty easy answer.

[tigereye]

33. they seem to have forgotten that Dems were voted in handily because of

Bush's crappy war.... and policies, and jingoism...

[Dukkha]

38. that's actually a good liberal sticker

but they're too stupid to realize that's free publicity for us

[XemaSab]

14. "If Vince Foster had had a gun he would still be alive."

That and

[MindPilot]

18. That reminds me of an old cowboy joke from high school...

"why do cowboys always have their names on their belts?"

"so they know who they're fucking."



I grew up in Denver, and from personal experience, there ain't nothing stupider than a cowboy.

[Deep13]

30. He did have a gun. Assholes. n/t

[sagetea]

37. ech...

I hate that one. I see it all the time where I live and every time I see it I do a mini puke in my mouth!!
I also see one around town that sez, "Abort democratic babies" sick sick these people are!!!

[CatWoman]

15. Speaking of cats, how is your brood doing?

any pics?

[bertha katzenengel]

34. Plentiful and happy. Most of the time. How's yours?

We're treating Harry's ruptured ear drum. No idea how it happened.

These two were born April 6:
O'Malley & Miranda (this is begging for a caption)


Miranda

[CatWoman]

46. ALERT!!

CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!

I'm having a real problem with my cats spraying. 3 of them (I suspect) are doing it, and I don't know what to do!!!

[bertha katzenengel]

59. Do you have a new feline addition? A household upheaval?

Well, the why isn't as important as the solution...

[Beer Snob-50]

49. OMG!!!!

did we get cats from the same litter? that could be a picture of my two new cats (oreo and leo)

[bertha katzenengel]

60. I planned it that way.

[HughBeaumont]

16. Posted the other day . . . this is a bad one . . .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[MindPilot]

17. One one side of the pickup's bumper: "Got Jesus?" On the other side:

"Got Ammo?"

[Javaman]

19. Fred Thompson 08. LOL nt

[sakabatou]

22. Bush/Cheney '08

[MindPilot]

23. You actually saw that? n/t

[sakabatou]

28. Yes, I actually saw that

[HughBeaumont]

45. King George!

This one's for real too.

I bet these assholes would love a dictatorship.

[Felix Mala]

24. Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Hitler?

[MindPilot]

25. A co-worker has this one up in their cube...

"This is one nation under God...or get your ass out!"

[driver8]

40. Oh, those crazy Christians...they are so warm and friendly.

Fucking hypocrites.

[quip]

43. What are you blathering about?

[driver8]

44. Am I blathering? I tend to do that...

I was just commenting on the bumper sticker "One nation under God, or get your ass out!"

[quip]

50. I know, but where do Christians fit into that?

Doesn't necessarily refer to them, and certainly not ALL of them.

When you assume, you make an ass and ume.

[driver8]

51. You are right.

I commented before engaging my brain...

[quip]

52. I like you

[driver8]

54. Thanks...

I have learned one very important thing in my life -- admitting when you are wrong is actually quite easy!!

[quip]

63. If I'm ever wrong, I'm going to remember that advice!

[ThomCat]

53. Yeah, like the hindus are the ones pushing this crap in the US?

Come on, you're taking deniability to a rediculous extreme. We all know that it's the fundamentalist CHRISTIANS who are pushing to make this a CHRISTIAN nation.

When you go to stupid extremes to defend christianity you make an ass of yourself.

[Arugula Latte]

55. ThomCat -- I like your style.

[ThomCat]

56. .

Thank you, thank you.

A bit blunt, but I call it like I see it.

[Arugula Latte]

57. I'm particularly low-tolerance on rightwing Xtianity today, so you're speaking my language.

[Mad_Dem_X]

47. Nice...the name of God and a swear word

in the same sentence! God would be so proud!

[Bravo Zulu]

26. Invade Iraq! *'s honor is at stake.

[petronius]

27. I always liked "Bush/Cheney - America's Farm Team"

Umm, they do know that the farm team is the players who aren't ready for the majors, right? It kind of undermines the message...

[seemunkee]

31. The Power of Pride

WTF does that mean? Isn't that a deadly sin? Doesn't pride cometh before a fall?
How about the Power of Gluttony? I could get behind a power of Lust campaign.

[Dulcinea]

39. "Happiness is a President with character."

Maybe we'll get one next time.

[BarenakedLady]

48. I saw two last night

on the same car.

I can't remember them verbatim but it was Abortion: The ultimate child abuse, and something like it's hypocritical to be pro-abortion because you are already born or something equally nonsensical.

[bertha katzenengel]

62. and then there's "Thank God My Parents Were Pro-Life"

talk about nonsensical

[Initech]

61. Mine:

"Dear God

Why do you allow violence in school?

- Concerned Student

Dear Concerned Student

I'm not allowed in school.

- God"