Audio Al Discusses: Romancing The Girl Guinea Pigs

[Audio_Al]

DUer Hand posted this in 10/07 but I had to revive it:



Ah, the male's endless drive to reproduce -- but I think it's ended for me.

Funny thing is I could sleep in a corner just taking care of two grandkids for the three days. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Respectfully,

Audio Al, Your Radio Pal

[sasquatch]

1. Nice job you horny little bastard

:rofl:
Ron Jeremy, James Bond and John Hughes don't have anything on this bastard.
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[Orsino]

2. Ah, college. n/t

[Audio_Al]

3. College? HA! I went to a city school and lived at home with my family.

Two older parents and two younger sisters. I had little real access to "shall-we-say" human female guinea pigs! The back seat of my rusty old car wasn't exactly a very comfortable cage.

Is there an emoticon for ENVY????

Respectfully,

Audio Al

[Orsino]

4. No envy required.

I was a near-hermit at a practically all-male school. My tunnels were few.

[Audio_Al]

5. LOL, Orsino! I got engaged in my last year at Northeastern University, then...

I married the girl on November 30, 1957. Let's say I was practically a virgin -- so we learned together. My son was born in September 1958, so we must have conceived him in the first couple of weeks!

We had three children together, but then my first wife passed away after fourteen years of marriage from stomach cancer. She was only 34.

Now I'm married for almost 35 years to DUer Radio Lady! She's in a cage by herself -- and I mean that in a POSITIVE way!

Respectfully,

Audio Al (and Radio Lady)