If it was announced that aliens live among us, which celebrity would you suspect?

[Godhumor]

*Clarification for political discussion boards: Alien as in from another planet not a foreign country*

I am pretty sure Cher was imported from a galaxy far, far away. Any day now I think she's going to slough off her human epidermis and devour a Pontiac.


Also, Tom Brady is possibly a machine constructed by aliens who want to dominate the NFL for some odd, but surely nefarious, reason.

[gmoney]

1. Jeff Goldblum and Benecio Del Toro

[flvegan]

2. Tom Cruise.

He buys in, and he's batshit crazy.

[Godhumor]

4. The good news is I think his alien side has gone so nuts

No leader in his or her right mind will let him anywhere near nukes now. I am sure he'll be recalled to the mothership soon.

[rug]

3. The Olsen twins.

[BlueJazz]

5. Ronald McDonald

[Godhumor]

10. My sister is terrified of clowns

*Forwards picture*

>_>

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What?

[RushIsRot]

6. Michael J. Pollard

[Kutjara]

7. Jude Law.

The man is clearly an android with the most unrealistically shiny plastic skin ever. And his smile looks like it was invented by someone who'd had the phenomenon described to them, but never actually seen one for themselves.

He's clearly a humanoid scout for some alien evil empire.

[Ptah]

8. Mork

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. Joan Rivers

[mwooldri]

11. If we can classify Republican talking heads as celebrites

then Ann Coulter fits the "alien living amongst us" mould perfectly.

[SoxFan]

12. Posh

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Was there ever an "Itchy Spice"? For some reason, that would please me, if there were.

[SoxFan]

15. No, but...

there were Skanky, Cheesy, and Wheezey Spice.

[From The Ashes]

17. I'm Old Spice...

does that count? :rofl:

[XemaSab]

14. John Travolta.

Duh. :eyes:

[krispos42]

16. Arnold Schwarzenegger

I mean, you live here forever, you're an actor, you can afford voice lessons up the wazoo... and you STILL have an accent as strong as that? Sounds like an inability of the vocal matrix to adapt...

Paris Hilton. Some sort of mass-hypnosis that we're not picking up on, apparently. And she'll control hotels where millions of people will sleep every single night, blissfully unaware of the watching aliens scientists. Or chefs.

Tom Cruise. That's pretty obvious.

Michael Jackson. Obviously an artificial intelligence android that has exceeded its estimated lifespan and starting to physically and mentally break down. The alien overlords that sent it here to learn about us will recall it and download the decades of accumalated knowledge it has aquired about us. Hopefully the aliens will realize their android has gone off the deep end and not think that Jacko is representative!

Kathleen Harris. I mean, c'mon.

Michelle Bachmann (R-MN). She clung like a barnacle to Bush at the State of the Union. Literally, physically, like a barnacle. Bush tried to get her to go away, and she wouldn't let go! She clung to him for like 30 seconds with his back turned to her!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_uiudt_Kiw

http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com/

[puerco-bellies]

18. Carrot Top.

If he doesn't scream repeated deep probings, what or who does?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. Definitely Tom Cruise.

nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. That was my first and only thought

[asdjrocky]

21. I've never trusted this guy....

Don't ask me why.

[Lil Missy]

22. president cheney

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Leonard Nimoy

Can't imagine why.