how can i make all these lobsters go back into the sea?

[datasuspect]

they've been here since wednesday and drank all my good booze. a crustacean infestation and now they are renting porn pay per view!

[leeroysphitz]

1. Tell them GENTLY but FIRMLY that the party is OVER.

If that doesn't work then start a rumor saying that all the good coke is at the party three houses down the street.

[porphyrian]

2. Hang a bib over them while they sleep. -n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

3. They're repelled by the smell of drawn butter.

Place small bowls of it around the perimeter of the house but leave a clear path to the front door.

[datasuspect]

4. that is probably like the best idea . . . EVER

in general. wow.

[Karenina]

5. You obviously need a Lobster Magnet:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/3240/

[Ivan Sputnik]

6. Take them to the edge of a pier

and dance the "Lobster Quadrille"

http://www.online-literature.com/carroll/901/

[mainegreen]

7. Invite some crabs over.

They don't get along with crabs.

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. You must first SOLVE the Dancing Lobster Puzzle, Dammit!

THen, they will leave...

http://www.weathervaneseafoods.com/index.cfm?p=Kids%20The%20Lobster%20Puzzle

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. Peter Cook & Dudley Moore: "The Worst Job I Ever Had"

Watch the whole clip until you get to the part about the lobsters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRERndDP-Jc&feature=related

:evilgrin:

[Karenina]

10. LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!!!

:silly:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. lob'em

just give 'em a good toss into boiling hot water, a green salad and white wine. supper :9