LOL. Whaddaya Do When Your Ex-Girlfriend Shows Up in Playboy?

[DoveTurnedHawk]

Link removed for privacy reasons after receiving a PM pointing something out to me.

But hypothetically...whaddaya do? ;-)

DTH

[Dookus]

1. wait...

Mini-me was your ex-girlfriend?

Oh wait... NOW I get it! Congrats!! You'll be able to tell people about that for the rest of your life!

[DoveTurnedHawk]

3. Rest of My Life? No Way!

I am laughing my ass off tonight. I am seriously dying. I just got back from Meetup after having a few drinks, and there in my Inbox is a message from my friend, "Dude, isn't that your ex?"

Laughing. My. Ass. Off.

DTH, Who's Happily Engaged

[mouse7]

8. My blood runs cold...My angel is a centerfold

Angel is a centerfold.

Nah Nah NaNah Nah Na Na

Nah Nah Nah NaNa Nah Nah Nah

[DoveTurnedHawk]

9. That Song Totally Ran Through My Mind

I'm actually getting a kick out of it, though. :D

DTH

[regnaD kciN]

12. I see lots of us had the same thought...

(see below)

[JaySherman]

2. Show it to all your friends?

And say, "I was with HER."

[DoveTurnedHawk]

4. Actually, SHE Was With ME

Just kidding.

:evilgrin:

DTH

[KissMyAsscroft]

5. Let's see the pic!

Come on, don't be shy...

Where's the pic?

[regnaD kciN]

13. At least give us the page number!

:evilgrin:

[Robin Hood]

6. I'd choke the chicken for old time's sake.

Love you babe.

[Interrobang]

7. Two things?

1) Congratulate yourself that you're the type of person who actually *could* go out with someone like that, and
2) Congratulate yourself that you're no longer with someone who actually *would* do something like that?

Either way, you win... ;-)

[DoveTurnedHawk]

10. Thanks!

That is actually very cool of you to say. :-)

DTH

[regnaD kciN]

11. As they used to sing...

Oh no, I can't deny it.
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it!

[Lostmessage]

14. Mini me is her new boyfriend?

She got paid $10,000.00 dollars plus a bit part actor.

You did good she didn't deserve you.

[Bucky]

15. Could be worse. I got an exGF who works for Clear Channel

She's been DJing for them for 3+ years now and they still have her on part time for barely above minimum wages. She's actually pretty good over the air and I'm sure she brings in lots of listeners, but they'll never treat her right. Rrrrg, typical rightwing company.

[truthspeaker]

16. 1. buy the issue

2. scan a couple pics and email them to me ([email protected]). It's OK I have DSL.

3. remember that you are one of the guys who didn't have to pay $3.95 to see her naked.

[gulfcoastliberal]

17. Just Imagine her in a Hugh Hefner Sandwich

With her bunny playmates. I hear Hugh initiates all those little bunnies. He must eat viagra like skittles!

[dolo amber]

22. Omg!

Skittles eats viagra?? :o

That might explain why she's always so feisty. ;):D

[Loonman]

18. Get her to autograph it

Then sell it on eBay.

[catmandu57]

19. Be glad she didn't show up in fat and nasty

unless you're into fat and nasty that is.

[Kamika]

20. Did YOU break up?

If so.. you win in life

[SoCalDem]

21. A girl my son dated once, became a stripper..

He and his friends from work went to this club after work one night, and after a while, who's on stage but "K" his ex-girlfriend.. The real kicker... My son's BEST friend who's with him is HER BROTHER..

He FREAKED out, ran on stage, grabbed her by the hair and wrapped her in his coat..

Then he took her straight to their parent's house and deposited her in the living room, sans his coat..

True, she was 18, but she was still in high school..

The most horrible part of her story, is that she ended up with implants (she had a gorgeous dancer/cheerleader body..

She moved out of her parent's house and in with the strip club manager, and even though she supposedly makes "thousands" a week, she still calls my son occasionally to chat, and always ends up crying because she's broke and wants to leave the guy, but can't.. (she's 24)

and she had a scholarship to college that she blew off to do this..

It's sad..