Don't forget, our Annual Liberal War on Christmas starts this Friday!

[Redstone]

Mark your calendars, and practice saying "Happy Holidays!"

Redstone

[sasquatch]

1. Do we get to vandalize Manger scenes?

:sarcasm:

[billyskank]

6. Better. Sabotage them.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

35. Ah yes...the exploding Baby Jesus

Good plan...

[LSK]

2. I pledge NOT to be at Walmart at 5AM this Friday

Yes, it will be difficult, but it must be done.

[Initech]

12. I pledge not to be anywhere at 5:00 AM this Friday.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Sir, nondenominational "holiday" music ready to go, SIR!

"non-de-nom-nom-nominational"

[Redstone]

23. And don't forget that "rump-pumping" Little Drummer Boy song. I'll bet they

HATE that one.

Redstone

[Fire Walk With Me]

32. Sir, the 20-minute happy house remix is ready, Sir!

(That almost makes me ill to contemplate!)

[NightWatcher]

4. do we have to get up early like the shoppers?

[Redstone]

9. Nah, just when yo do go shopping, be sure to use the Liberal Christmas-Killer Code Phrase!

"Hapy Holidays."

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

5. At the ready, sir!

[Redstone]

7. What a hilarious cartoon! Thanks for posting it.

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

8. Glad you like it.

:)

[1gobluedem]

17. Oooh...

I want to make this my 'holiday' card!

[SeattleGirl]

25. That would be a hoot!

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

10. Locked and loaded, SIR!

:patriot:

[Redstone]

11. Maybe we can cause O'Lielly to have a heart attack from apoplexy.

With any luck.

Redstone

[liberaltrucker]

13. Hell, let's email this thread to the bastard.

:evilgrin:

[Redstone]

19. I'll do it tomorrow, I promise.

Redstone

[KitchenWitch]

14. Season's Greetings!

:D

[Redstone]

21. Now, THAT's the spirit!

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[libodem]

15. Damn lib-ruls

takin' the holy outta holiday, the Christ outta Christmas, the honna outta Hanukkah, but I bet it's OK to keep the Rama in Ramadan, with YOU people. Next it will be the Pag out of Pagans. Tree-huggin', Birkenstock wearin', pinko-commies...

[Redstone]

22. You forgot how we take the rump-pumping out of The Little Drummer Boy. I'm astonished

that the rightwingers haven't gotten outraged about THAT song.

Redstone

[Manifestor_of_Light]

33. I HATE that song too! And I'm a musician!!

Gag choke puke barf!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

16. Actually, it's started already.

There was a Salvation Army guy at the door of the supermarket last Saturday. He was enterprising, bringing carts to people walking through the parking lot. I had to put something in the kettle.

:)

[CBHagman]

28. You forgot the decorations going up after Halloween.

I also hate all the ads -- for food, cars, computers -- that already have a holiday theme in November. :grr: It just rubs it in that we're supposed to consume, consume, consume.

But the people who really scare me are those at the radio station who play Christmas music all November. I love Christmas music and probably don't belong on this thread (though I did get my Christmas cards from a politically progressive store, so I hope that counts), but only a certifiable lunatic programs Christmas music for the entire month of November.

[Bucky]

18. remember, this year's theme is "Crusade for Ecumenicalism"

We really need to get a hipper PR guy, by the way.

[Redstone]

20. I like that better than my proposed theme: "Crusade for Secularprogressiveism."

Redstone

[sarge43]

24. "Crusade for Secularprogressive Pagan Humanism with a side

of Democratic Liberalism"? A mouthful to be sure, but it's the nuclear option.

[Redstone]

26. But, but Billo says we can achieve our Evil Liberal Victory in the War Against Christmas just by

saying "happy holidays" to people.

That seems easy, yes?

Redstone

[jakefrep]

27. Happy Holidays, SIR!

ALLAH AKBAR!!!

:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

[sarge43]

29. Easy, yes, but this is a once a year event and

I'd like to pay 'em back for the endless Christmas music, the crowded stores, crappy ads flogging crappy junk and the haranguing to buy it, the screaming kid lines, the tacky ghastly decorations, etc. I have issues; I loathe this time of year. So, I'm for full berserker mode --

"Merry Christmas and bless you."

"Up yours."

[mwooldri]

30. I'm going to get fired at work for saying this but...

Happy Christmas!

:hide:

(No literally, where I work I can not tell my customers to have a Happy Christmas. Happy Holidays is as far as I can go. If my customers say Happy Christmas to me then I can use it.)

In which case, the liberals have won!

[Redstone]

31. Excuse me? Where, specifically, do you work? I find it hard to believe that any workplace

actually does enforce the Faux News Fantasy that people are forbidden to mention Christmas.

Care to supply any details?

Redstone

[NewJeffCT]

34. We've already had skirmishes -

the pro Christmas side has been out decorating stores in Christmasy ways since some time after Labor Day, and it's been picking up steam since Halloween finished.