Geddy Lee should be an American Idol judge, and he should be given a gun with unlimited ammo.

[Rabrrrrrr]

And not even be there to judge the talentless asshats on that shithole abomination of a show, but just to shoot every fucking one of the no-talent cliche over-engineered shitpiles right in the head as soon as they walk on stage. And then, if we lived in a truly just world in which God was active, the FBI would be mandated with eliminating the entirety of that shitpot's family, just to ensure a lower risk of continued tainting of the collective consciousness.

Every week would be a real musician slaughtering as many pathetic, asshat no-integrity witless industrial musical product peddlers, and increase the joyful artistic bouyancy of the human collective conscious.

And only a Canadian can do that, since Frank Zappa is dead.








Sigh. I am resigned, however, to the fact that my dreams of a better world - a world in which excremental swill is not pretended to be Champagne and Caviar - will never come true.

Oh, well.

[Danger Mouse]

1. Wow.

Uhm.
That's slightly extreme.
Just a little.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Well, okay - we'll let Geddy take turns with Karlheinz Stockhausen.

You're right, it's extreme to deny other musicians the gift of ridding the world of the garbage.

[Danger Mouse]

7. Meh. I don't hate the musicians on american idle nearly as much as i hate...

the people who make it and the people who watch it. Without it, these losers would be just that, losers that nobody cared about.
Don't hate the players, hate the game.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Oh, and his first show should be bringing back that talentless fuck Clay Aiken

and relieving us of the pain of his continued awful existence.

Stupid, talentless fucking no-brain likely dog raper.

[mark414]

4. and i long for a world where everyone can admit the obvious: Rush sucks

:shrug:

american idol sucks and is terrible for music. but they're not all bad people - carrie underwood, while musically has no redeeming qualities is actually a really nice humble and honest person...the kind you don't normally find in show business these days...a real sweetheart, a friend of mine used to date her...

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Oh, I don't doubt that some are nice people - they're just too dangerous

to allow to continue to their nuclear waste equivalent art and continue to tear down the artistic consciousness of humanity.

[Danger Mouse]

6. Rush DOES suck and i'm sick of being told by everyone and their brother that they don't.

I'd rather listen to that pansy shithead clay aiken's wussy warbling than what that loser from Rush calls 'singing'
It sounds like a cat being anally probed with a spiked cudgel.

[mark414]

8. i think they're the only band I've ever heard that sounds WORSE when i'm stoned

jamming a million notes into each song doesn't really mean that it's a good song, it just means you know how to play a lot of notes

music theory and ability and musicianship don't mean a damn thing if you don't know how to write a decent song

[Danger Mouse]

9. for me it's really the singer that's the deal breaker.

how can ANYONE listen to that man sing and call it good?
:puke: :puke: