Match Game Story Style: "My horse is so dumb... he makes two _______ a trio."

[Rabrrrrrr]

Standard rules apply - must be ten words or more filling in the blank.

The bloodier or evil, the better. But anything works for a story line, even cutesy My Little Pony style crap.

Good writing!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. "My horse is so dumb...

he makes two turns around his stall before he lies down, just like a dog, which he thinks he is on account of having been trained to point by my dumbass brother who used to take him pheasant hunting, and the horse got pretty good at pointing but he sucked at retrieving, but that's neither here nor there because the real problem with the horse is that he also lifts his leg to pee on fire hydrants, which can be kind of spectacular, and -- even worse -- just the other day I got a phone call from a police officer who said a little old lady got mutilated late last night and my horse's hoofprints were all around the body, and though I told the cop it couldn't have been my horse because the perp had to have been a werewolf; and then I got to worrying that the dumbass horse thinks he's a pitbull instead of a pointer, especially since I did happen to find bits of human flesh stuck in his halter, and ever since then he's started licking his chops in the most disconcerting way when he looks at me, and did I just notice he has actual fangs? which makes me start to wonder seriously whether there's such a thing as a werehorse; and OH MY GOD I just found under the hay at the back of his stall the shredded corpse of the cellist who plays in the Juilliard String Quartet, completely exsanguinated, so now I have to call up his buddies and tell them, sorry, I know you guys are playing Carnegie Hall tomorrow night, but my horse ate your cellist and now you're merely...

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Sweet!!

"exsanguinated" - :rofl:

I love it!

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