I think Oprah should buy us all a new car.

[saltpoint]

[Bennyboy]

1. Me too!

Get busy on that and let me know where I can pick it up okay?

[saltpoint]

4. Will do, Benny.

[Critters2]

2. And pay the taxes on it.

Otherwise, I don't want it.

[saltpoint]

3. That's right. She should offer to cover all collateral costs and fees.

Also I'll need a state-of-the-art music system installed.

[qwerty]

5. yea .....but

think I'd have to give it back.

[saltpoint]

7. You could accept the car and then donate it to a charity.

Oprah would understand.

[krispos42]

6. I'll take a loaded, AWD Ford Fusion...

Or a Subaru Forester 2.5X with the turbo and the stick.
Or a Ford Escape Hybrid with a stick.

Blue, please...

[saltpoint]

8. Oprah's resourceful. She can handle detailed requests.

[Maine-ah]

9. yep, so I can sell it and get the money for it.

[taterguy]

10. Why does Oprah love big oil and hate the environment?

Kidding folks, no flames please

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Could she expand light rail and bus routes, instead?

I already have a car.

[saltpoint]

22. I'm thinking she could do both. A car for everybody PLUS extensive and

then COMPREHENSIVE mass transit, heavy on the renewables of course.

Bullet train from Chicago to L.A. would be called simply, "The Oprah."

[SoxFan]

12. Well, if she's buying...

[bertha katzenengel]

13. I think Oprah should stop taking herself so g-d seriously.

:eyes:

I miss her as she was in the role of Sofia. She should've had that Oscar and kept acting.

[quip]

14. Interesting dilemma: Oprah buys you a new car, but it is a

http://www.banksblog.com.nyud.net:8090/archives/hummer_alpha_lo.jpg

Whaddaya do? :shrug:

[flvegan]

16. Sell it and use the proceeds to buy what I want and pay down my mortgage.

[quip]

17. Okay, so basically you just want someone to give you

http://blogs.venturacountystar.com.nyud.net:8090/vcs/dennert/archives/money.jpg

[flvegan]

18. No, I'd still get a car. I'd never drive that beast.

I definitely don't want the high fuel costs/usage, either.

[quip]

19. Okay, what if

you hand NO car, and Oprah gave you a free H1. You could either spend $XX,XXX on a car yourself, or drive the free H1. What if she even pitched in for gas. So, driving the H1 for you ends up being the cheap route for you financially.

Is simply driving an H1 out of the question?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

20. In that case

if it were my only mode of transport, I would of course drive it. Probably use it to advertise my animal rescue, put some custom cages in the back. Totally puppy pimp it.

[quip]

21. "Puppy pimp"

lol Good call :-)

[Tektonik]

26. If I had to drive that

I'd find the best way to convert that tank to biodiesel :crazy:

[Crabby Appleton]

15. I agree - buy me a car

quit being so stingy.

[Liberal Veteran]

23. Ugh...today she punished someone with Celine Dion tickets.

Then we got hear Celine butcher Heart's single "Alone".

Obviously Oprah has gone off the deep end.

[saltpoint]

25. From your subject line, I had a brief image of Oprah in black boots whipping

that poor couple with Celine Dion tickets.

The first paper cut is the deepest.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

24. I'd rather have a beautiful home in the Bay Area

She could swing one of those for each of us, too.