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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:22 AM
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I am gasping for breath, laughing so hard at this one!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:29 AM
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1. 'I've extrapolated from his penis'
Does that mean she blew him or wanked him? :shrug:















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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:34 AM
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2. *snicker*
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:39 AM
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5. thats the LAST FUCKING TIME I take her to dinner....
I think she's just being coy, though.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:40 AM
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7. ...
:applause:
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:40 AM
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6. I guess that's the sort of thing that goes on in Cleveland
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:36 AM
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3. "gasping for breath, laughing"? Honey, nothing on craig's list is that funny...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:38 AM
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4. read it, it is hilarious!
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:59 AM
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8. Kitchenwitch, I say this with love
but I hate you! That web site is so frakkin' awesome and I'm supposed to be working. Thank you for the good laughs!!!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:00 AM
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9. Best of Craigslist certainly has some gems!
:)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:29 AM
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25. It also has some incredibly depressing items
that make you despair for humanity.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:39 AM
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10. "Eventually, you will have to send her a picture of your face...
...at which point you will not receive further emails from her." :rofl:
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Nevilledog Donating Member (902 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 02:28 AM
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11. Absolutely hilarious....love this one......
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/429958408.html



"But now you know that it is, as they say, "on", and I'll push you fuckers all the way back to apartment 601 if I have to... "


**snort**
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:57 AM
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17. Hey those are *Florida* roaches
Not only are they the size of SUVs, but they can fly. Good luck getting rid of those!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:44 AM
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19. I read that one too!
:rofl:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:03 AM
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20. hahah
that is great.
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Nevilledog Donating Member (902 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 02:31 AM
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12. To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza
You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, Whatsup? I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: Sun dried Tomatoes. When you said: We'll bake that right up for you, we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/425529349.html




Jeez....I can already see wasting way too much time reading these things.....LOL
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 03:34 AM
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14. Oh that's good!
and it's why I don't use the phone, leave my house or do anything when I'm stoned.
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:36 AM
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16. That's one thing I don't miss about getting high
I get scarily stupid.

Years ago, an old boyfriend and his roommate got bored at an all-day Toga party years ago and decided that Patiod was really funny when she was stoned. So they forced me into a room and locked the door, which made me really nervous. But then they just handed me a bowl.

"What is this? It doesn't look like pot - it's little bright green flakes!"

"It's sensimilla"

"What's that?"

"Just smoke it."

They then launched me out the door, and I spent the rest of the afternoon wandering around the lawn in my sheet, asking people if they had seen my camera, which was dangling from a wrist strap around my wrist.

"Have you seen my camera?"

"Isn't that it on your wrist"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, it is. Thanks....Hey, where'd I put my camera?"

It was like a walking, talking Cheech & Chong skit.

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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:04 AM
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21. I think I know that guy
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 10:08 AM by jasonc
Seriously.

That Cottage Inn Pizza in Ann Arbor makes some damn fine pizza.

this one, incase you are wondering:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&geocode=&time=&da...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 02:46 AM
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13. Oh.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:09 AM
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15. And this guy probably wonders why he can't get any dates:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:10 AM
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22. That guy weighs 400 pounds and lives in his mom's basement.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:11 AM
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23. Impossible conclusion
at 400 pounds, there's no more penis to take pictures of
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:21 AM
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24. Hell, even Danny Bonaduce doesn't have penis to take pictures of.
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 05:14 PM
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32. I think I've met him--even though I've never lived in Oakland
He's about 15 emotionally, and that's probably unfair to real 15-year-olds.
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:59 AM
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18. Perfect!
Amen and Amen!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:40 AM
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26. Sorry she doesn't like lookin at penises...
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 10:41 AM by redqueen
but... um... some of us do.

:blush:


She also doesn't seem to grasp what "casual encounters" means. :rofl:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:56 AM
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27. Men actually post pics of their penises????!!!
:eyes: who knew? Seriously, it's news to me. Gawd, whatta world.

:hi:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 11:35 AM
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28. Hmmm... It seems to be working ok for the guys on men seeking men part of craigs
Why do women have to be so picky? :) :hide:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 03:43 PM
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29. Sure, project the blame onto the wimmens!
:eyes:








:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 05:58 PM
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33. Oh, it works well for the women too...
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 05:59 PM by redqueen
some just aren't so into it, apparently.
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 03:56 PM
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30. "Your penis is not a piece of art; it is not attractive on its own."
LOL.

:rofl: :rofl:
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Paul_Weyrich Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 05:05 PM
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31. ROFL. I'll go along with you KitchenWitch.
:HI:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 06:00 PM
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34. that's not gonna stop me from posting my penis
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:46 PM
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35. Teehee!
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