A driving instructor who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his

[ohiosmith]

erect penis has been convicted of four sex attacks on his pupils.

Carrot 'joke' sex attacker guilty

Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three women learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002.

A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults.

He told the court the carrot incident was a "practical joke". He was bailed and will be sentenced on 7 December.

The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection.

more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7084003.stm

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Well, we can be pretty sure it wasn't Danny Bonaduce.

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Or so I've been told.

[ohiosmith]

2. Mushroom cap boy? That Danny Bonaduce?

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Yeah, that one.

Egads. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. ...

:spray: :rofl: OMFG, the imagery....:rofl:

[Bicoastal]

4. I imagine this is how Carrot Top REALLY got his stage name...

...but I try not to imagine it too vividly.